Tery215
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The apoapsis is negative on the contract, and the orbit isn't rendering at all (save for a few misplaced icons).
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Granted, but nobody knows who he is anymore. I wish to know why this wish was corrupted.
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Granted. You turn into a dinosaur and are captured. I wish to turn into a cat, so as to kill birds.
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Granted, however all glass particles are now half-full, thus making glass completely opaque. I wish for a brick made out of the suits that kerbals wear.
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Granted, however, there are infinite piranhas. You try to escape, but they're hiding in your closet and under your bed too. I wish for a happy war.
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Granted, but by removing the corruption you summon the moon lord. I wish for 5 thousand grains of sand on all of my pictures.
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Um, okay, I'll just go back inside my lamp.. I wish for a doom fish skeleton.
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Granted, however you fall into a black hole. The ship keeps you alive the whole time, letting you suffer from spaghettification. I wish for a lag car.
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Granted. The human race has so much information that it requires more electricity. A solar flare causes the earth to explode too. I wish for raisins to stop existing, but still keep dried cranberries.
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Granted. It launches out of the atmosphere after going right through your computer. I wish for the future to exist in 4 dimensions.
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Granted, however you are out of supermoney and have to work at the supermuseum at superminimum-wage. All of your superwages are spent on a superapartment and superfood, so you cannot ever afford to fire your death ray. I wish for a weapon that only results in good consequences when used.
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Granted, however, the extra weight of your house causes Florida to sink. I wish for the world to be the space between the mattress and the blanket.
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Granted, but it's made of living jellyfish cells that poison you. I wish for a gravity transformer - more current on one side, less voltage.
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Granted. All of them are you from the future, and you get turned into one of them. You can only grant other people's wishes now. I wish for space to be blue.
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Granted. The wish is for it, a horrifyingly generic monster that has a job in information technology. I wish for real-life collision mechanics to be terrible, like in video games.
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Granted, however, it is very difficult to fly, with a 50% chance of crashing into the ground every time. I wish for nuclear weapons with guns on them.
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Granted. It is delivered into your computer. I wish for secret Kerbish immigrants hiding inside of my fuel tanks.
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Granted. They're in space all the time and never offer rides from earth to earth orbit. I wish for every conspiracy theory to be true, even if it requires contradictions between some conspiracy theories.
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Granted. It falls over and into a hole. I wish for a literal second horizon.
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Granted. You get sent off on a train to the moon, which suddenly breaks down at the moon. I wish for 4-dimensional teeth, to bite the inside of things.
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Granted, however, the subject of your welcome mysteriously vanishes into thin air. I wish for 1 solar eclipse approximately every month.
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Make a wish... and have it granted as a better wish!
Tery215 replied to Secret Agent Kirrim's topic in Forum Games!
Not only do you get chocolate, everyone in the world gets chocolate! I wish my ore measuring satellite didn't launch today. -
Granted, however, everyone else on the world gets the impression that the tyrant is the jerk. I wish for atmospheric fluid spectro-variometer to actually measure pressure and temperature.
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Granted. It's also exploding chocolate. I wish for every single process in the universe to be faster than joining a server.
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Granted, they can finally begin summoning Cthulhu. I wish for something purple.