King of the Hill

[mikeman7918]

I get rid of starwhip with a redstone trap and claim the hill.

My hill.

[toolofdarkness]

i reshuffle the deck and deal you in while slowly claiming the hill with my minnions

[mikeman7918]

I notice what is going on and I use a portal gun to send you and your minions to the moon.

Still my hill.

[toolofdarkness]

i use my bolter as a thruster and fly back to what is now odin's hand where i play cards with odin

still your hill mikeman7918

[Goodle...]

I use the ban hammer to squash you. My Hill.

[mikeman7918]

I use hax to un-ban myself and takeover the hill.

My hill.

[Tidus Klein]

I use HAX to gravity fling you off of the planet at 2X the speed of light....physics

My hill

[toolofdarkness]

i fix gravity and and kick you off the hill but don't claim it and go back to my game with odin

no ones hill

[mikeman7918]

I use my portal gun to re-direct myself toward the hill and I hit into it at 2c. Luckily, toolofdarkness breaks my impact.

My hill.

[Starwhip]

I steal your portalgun and run away with it. I then portal up to the tallest hill I could find. My hill.

[Tery215]

I use my (1-way) portal shotgun and it sends you into an inescapable cave of suffering. The cave itself is completely portalproof.

My mountain.

[11JRidding]

I chainsaw through the cave's walls and save Starwhip. We then proceed to kill you and take your mountain

I love chainsaws

Me and Starwhip's mountain

[mikeman7918]

I blow up your mountain and I still have the hill. (this is king of the hill, not king of the mountain.)

Still my hill.

[Tery215]

I am, and always was, a human replacing your brain, waiting to jump out. I turn you into a fungus-brain zombie and jump out.

My hill protected by zombies.

[OdinYggd]

Its Zombie Time!

As a publicity stunt, I recruit a ragtag band of gun enthusiasts and pitch the hill as the ultimate reality TV challenge. We are to fight the zombies, and retake the hill.

Much shooting later, the contestants and zombies have eliminated each other. With the camera still rolling, I get them to take a nice panoramic shot of the surrounding area, and return my flag to the flagpole where it belongs.

The hill is mine.

[Tery215]

I lift the hill with a spatula and flip it into the sun. I put another hill there.

My hill.

[mikeman7918]

After my clone was Zombified, Shot to death, and thrown into the sun, I come and take over the hill.

My hill.

[Designer225]

"Hey, that's a wa- oh lord."

My hill with a "wagon" cyborg.

[Bioman222]

I lite your wagon cyborg on fire, than shoot you with a shotgun.

I then build a bunker 10 miles beneath the surface and power it with geothermal energy.

My hill.

[Tery215]

I plug up your bunker with extremely large amounts of dirt. The leftover dirt forms a second hill near the original hill, which I claim.

My hill.

[Designer225]

I bombard both hills. The landslide that resulted merged both hills and burying both of you in the process.

My hill.

[Starwhip]

I lop off the top of the hill and put it next to the rest of the hill.

My small hill.

[Wooks]

All the hills are belong to us. You have no chance to survive make your time. I are hills.

[briansun1]

I use a massive warp jump generator to push the hill into the warp. The demons then proceed to kill everyone and mutate the hill so only they can live on it.

My demonic hill

[Starwhip]

*Things Happen*

My hill.