King of the Hill

[Mr. Kerbin]

I laugh as I slowly destroy the simulation watching as kerbiloid and ColdJ simply rename the hill hundreds and hundreds of times.

My universal hills.

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Edited Monday at 04:17 AM by Mr. Kerbin

[AtomicTech]

Boy, I tell you that ain't right. I'm gonna take this hill from you until you shape up.

[RedAl1en1]

i sell propane and propane accessories hill

[Mr. Kerbin]

@AtomicTech, I'm afraid I've been banished for planetary-scale war crimes.

Including.

On 8/5/2024 at 2:50 PM, Mr. Kerbin said:

I take over the space hill via using the hundreds of guards to destroy RedAl1en1. (you know what I meant here, don't you?) And then....

On 8/5/2024 at 2:50 PM, Mr. Kerbin said:

I also destroy all of the other hills using the missile launchers.  Then, I reload the missiles.

 

...which then caused

On 8/6/2024 at 9:54 PM, ColdJ said:

(snip) all that radiation and energy were absorbed into the "Great Machine", which used all that power to send you into a pocket universe, that has a dead Earth. So you are happy but unaware that you are no longer in the real universe.

but then I

On 8/16/2024 at 6:55 PM, Mr. Kerbin said:

I finally have made a portal large enough to escape the pocket dimension. Now with an improved space hill with antimatter propulsion and fusion bombs, I go through and dismantle The Great Machine, and destroy all blueprints. Now, using fusion bombs, I bring a K-Pg extinction level event. Then I colonize the rest of the Solar System.

My hills. All because RedAl1en1 left the blueprints lying around! 

which caused

On 8/16/2024 at 10:28 PM, ColdJ said:

Mr Kerbin and their hills are happy in their virtual reality, created specially for them so that they will never know. The great machine is of course safe, spread across the multiverse and able to create new universes instantly with new thems in it.

So I'm afraid you are a bit late.

Any way, I escape the pocket-verse, bringing a giant white flag.

[Mr. Kerbin]

Speaking of, since I have the tech to break out of said pocket universes, could @RedAl1en1help me destory all the great machines?

Speaking of,  I’ve got them stuck with the connection broken by 502UBFD Bad Interstellar Gateway Comms Link

[ColdJ]

You spend Eons attempting to destroy constantly replicating Great Machines in your personal Virtual Reality.

Meanwhile the calm green hill lives on happily in peace.