King of the Hill

[Palladium Corp]

The problem with that is that the dimension you just came from is composed predominantly of anti-matter, causing you to annihilate upon contact with the hill. I then claim the gold and use it for useful applications, like circuit board contacts. I send a flame-thrower wielding robot to incinerate the cheese before it can cause any more trouble. I then plant my own flag in the hill, and let the pyrobot to guard it while I do science on Minmus.

My hill.

[NASAFanboy]

The problem with that is that the dimension you just came from is composed predominantly of anti-matter, causing you to annihilate upon contact with the hill. I then claim the gold and use it for useful applications, like circuit board contacts. I send a flame-thrower wielding robot to incinerate the cheese before it can cause any more trouble. I then plant my own flag in the hill, and let the pyrobot to guard it while I do science on Minmus.

My hill.

I dig up the hill and cart it away to Moho, where we dispose it by hurling carts of dirt into the sun.

My nonexistant hill.

[Palladium Corp]

Alright then, I make a new hill on the sun using special super light weight heat resistant material.

My super resistant hill on the sun.

[mikeman7918]

I emerge from the forth Dimention of space and then transport the hill back to where it came from.

My hill

[Designer225]

ERROR: Incompatibility detected! Cause: 4D object in 3D space. Destroying mikeman7918.

Meanwhile I monitored them through my computer.

No one's hill, but it is under surveillance.

[ProjectXMark1]

My hill.

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[mikeman7918]

The hill is still made of super light material, so it floats off into the air and disintegrates. I emerge from the ground as a zombie and I build a new hill with a laboratory doing who knows what. I AM UN GET RIDABLE!!!

My hill with a laboratory on it.

[The Flitter]

The voices in my head tell me to create a new hill on Kerbin.

My schizophrenic hill.

[Bigcheecho]

I build a new hill.

Mine.

[Kerboman]

I use a bass cannon to create sound waves that shake your hill apart.

My dubstep-covered pile of dirt.

[TimMartland]

I put a flag on your hill. It is therefore my hill. Destroying the flag means nothing. I own all your hills. And all your hill-defence devices. I then put all the hills on an interplanetary spaceship and fly them deep into the sun.

My particles.

Also

I hire a human-friendly civilized Titan (From Attack on Titan) to eat the hill for me.

My half-digested hill.

I though I was the only one. Man, that show is awesome.

[WJDubs]

I use a particle accelerator to make an artificial hill, on Io.

I have Interplaneteray Ballistic Missiles, so if anyone tries to take it, I bombard Earth.

My safe hill.

[Redrobin]

I come from Mars.

My hill.

[Kerboman]

I dig up your hill and move it 4 meters to the right then plant a flag on it.

My slightly moved hill.

[Palladium Corp]

While you were not looking, I replaced your flag with my own.

My hill.

[TimMartland]

I build a hill out of boxes of Schroedinger's cats.

My hill that may or may not exist.

[Palladium Corp]

The hill of boxes does exist. It's the cats inside them that may or may not.

Anyway, I plant my flag in the top box.

My hill of boxes which may or may not have cats inside.

[mivanit]

the boxes in the hill will most definitely have cats inside, the question is whether they are alive or not.

I push you off the hill while you ponder Quantum mechanics

My hill of boxes with cats inside that may or may not be alive

[Bioman222]

I open the boxes to find live, angry lions.

My hill and mangled body.

[mikeman7918]

I use my dirt ray (which I may or may not have made in my laboratory on the hill when it was mine) to turn the hill into useless dirt, my dirt ray then backfires, turning its self into dirt.

My hill made out of useless dirt.

[Designer225]

I (as Dr. Zomboss, on the Zombot) sent a group of zombies to get your brain.

My hill.

(Yeah, I know, I like Plants vs. Zombies 2: It's About Time!)

[NASAFanboy]

I flatten the hill and plant trees on the location.

I don't have a hill.

[Tidus Klein]

I come back from the time rift I fell in to a lot of pages back.......

I round house kick you in the face and clam your land....I then Rebuild the HILL and set up a space program on top.

MY hill with weird green man space program:D

[The Flitter]

I turn into Jeb and crash a Saturn V ripoff into your hill

My crater and dead body

Edited February 19, 2014 by The Flitter
Anti Grammar-police maneuver

[SuperWeegee4000]

I smash a Star Destroyer into your hill. My hill and Star Destroyer.