Would you rather...

[Deutherius]

Longer flights would be very tiring... I'll take the hilarious floppy arms while breaking some world records in sprint

Would you rather:

- Make one of your dreams come true (unless your dream is to be stupidly rich, or would lead to being stupidly rich)

- Have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of your life (but not as much as to allow you to accomplish any dreams - unless your dream is to live comfortably for the rest of your life, of course)

[Sampa]

hmmm...can't choose, either one will lead to me accomplishing my dream (get my pilot's license).

Would you rather die from being sucked into a jet engine or die from being crushed by an airline landing gear tire.

[Slam_Jones]

Sucked into the engine. At least there'll be a moment of "wheeee!" before getting chopped to bits.

Would you rather:

- Be able to fly (you can add acceleration in any direction at-will)

- Be able to teleport short distances (you only gain speed thru clever use of gravity and portal angles) (I.E. teleport up into the air, let gravity speed you up, then teleport horizontally so you transfer that momentum forward)

[xXIndestructibleEVAXx]

fly. I wouldn't have to think.

Would you rather have to eat a broom or drink 20 liters of milk

[Sampa]

I'll take the milk! I drink about that amount in a day anyway!

[Joshwoo70]

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P.S: sampa must say something!

would you rather:

-Take a leap of faith (AC style)

or

-call a helicopter to take you to the floor

[mythbusters844]

I would call a helicopter, since I would actually live.

Would you rather...

-Die in space, or

-Be in a nuclear test (but die from blast injuries)

[Ethanadams]

nUKE BECAUSE EXPLOSIONS!!!!!!

would you rather have 100 dollars but your pet dies or one dollar and your bed breaks?

[Prof. Endwalker]

One dollar and my bed breaks. I'll sleep on the couch rather than have my cat die.

Would your rather eat stale bread or drink room-tempurature saltwater?

[Ethanadams]

Room temputure salt water because my throat is soar

woukd you rather die from knife to the heart or bullet to hearts

[teepee2345]

Bullet to heart

would you rather be shot by a M1A2 Abrams tank or be shot by a Leopard 2 MBT?

EDIT Ninja'd.

Edited March 23, 2015 by teepee2345

[InterCity]

Probably Abrams. HE ammo. So It's done quickly.

Would you rather cheat or lose everything?

[Prof. Endwalker]

Let's see.. Cheating to success: No one knows, be famous, but have internal pain and feel bad for being dishonest.

Lose everything: No one knows YOU, people assume you lost it to some horrible addiction, have nothing, and feel horrible for having nothing. I'll take the Cheating for 300 please.

Would you rather Espeon or Umbreon?

[Ethanadams]

Umbrella because reasons

would you rather have an awesome phone or a epic shot gun

[teepee2345]

epic shotgun. you dont need to know why

TNT or ANFO (both explosives)

[Tw1]

Umbrella because reasons

would you rather have an awesome phone or a epic shot gun

I have little use for a shotgun, and my phone is in pretty bad shape atm, so this choice was fairly obvious.

Ninja'd!

epic shotgun. you dont need to know why

TNT or ANFO (both explosives)

I think I'll go with ANFO, if I remember from Mythbusters, it makes slightly cooler looking explosions.

Would you rather

1)Suddenly and irreversibly have your appearance (size, build, skin tone, facial features, etc,) completely changed, making you completely unrecognisable,

Or

2) Be changed to the opposite gender, but still be (mostly) recognisable as yourself.

[Prof. Endwalker]

I would have to be number 2, cause my family would be horrified if a random unknown person appears in my bed in the morning, and I might be able to explain to my parents that I am now a girl.

Would you rather mispronounce everything but write in perfect grammar or pronounce everything correctelly but write in horrible grammar?

- - - Updated - - -

Umbrella because reasons

would you rather have an awesome phone or a epic shot gun

Umbrella...

I will go catch an Eevee, evolve it with maximum happiness during the nighttime, and rename it Umbrella.

[Dman979]

the second one. C. wee hve tis tng cld txt 2 sPeach.

get a million dollars now, or 2 million in 5 years?

[Prof. Endwalker]

After 5 years i'll be out of college, so.... 1 million now.

Would you rather have the ability to read animals thoughts but not able to talk to them, but be able to talk to them and not understand their thoughts?

[Ethanadams]

Well I can already do the second so the first one

would you rather die and save 99999999999 unborn babys

or live and have them die?

[Prof. Endwalker]

Oooooooh... controversy... I'll go with... yes.

Would you rather be in charge of an entire country but no one knows, or not be in control of a country and everyone thinks you control it.

[Ethanadams]

Second because Ill just take some money and go to space

would you rather die in hot embers or from mild acid?

Edited March 30, 2015 by Ethanadams

[Jaffa Cookie]

Hot Embers

The mild acid isn't gonna do much though, depending on the acid.

Would you rather die in space from no space suite, or...

Die from your space ship exploding mid flight then falling back to earth and then die.

Or (if i'm allowed): die from crash landing somewhere, on another extriestial planet but you survive the crash.

Edited April 3, 2015 by Jaffa Cookie

[Tex]

Umm... I'd have to go with no spacesuit (even though I have one on!). Even if I did survive a crash onto another planet, I wouldn't be alive that much longer to revel in the "achievement" or even communicate to my loved ones before I perish. Better to get it over with in 90 seconds or less.

Would you rather find $5000 on the street and get to keep it, or win a $20m lottery jackpot but be forced to donate it all to charity?

[Deutherius]

My conscience wouldn't let me keep the 5k anyway... I'll donate the 20 million.

Would you rather sit in a bathtub full of spiders or a bathtub full of cockroaches? Naked, of course. For 20 minutes. Let's assume neither animal type would be lethal to you.