Kerbals Against Humanity

[AlextheBodacious]

You may know of the card game Cards Against Humanity, which I recently bought. I was thinking, why not do this on the forums? So I did. And now, I present:

Kerbals Against Humanity!

The thing is name a kerbal-themed scenario, and have the person below you fill it in with a humorous answer, followed by their own scenario below.

E.g., "The most unbelievably stupid thing in KSP is ____"

"Jebediah Kerman"

I'll start:

Bob realized too late that _____ was really _____ in disguise.

[Spheniscine]

Wernher Von Kerman ... the Space Kraken

Mission control frantically shouted, "Set ____ to ____!"

[Gauga159]

Mission control franticly shouted, "Set snacks to zero!" 

[Matuchkin]

BUT IT WAS THEN, when ________ realised that, after all, he _________. And as he realised his demise, _________ emitted one final shout of  "__________________________________________________________________!".

[RocketSquid]

But it was then, when Bill realized that, after all, he hadn't repacked the chutes. And as he realized his demise, Bill emitted one final shout of "Oh, chute!"

[0111narwhalz]

^x/₀

In space, no one can hear you ____.

[mikeman7918]

In space, no one can hear you fart.

The rocket exploded because of _____.

[wissx]

The rocket exploded because of Jebediah being 1 pound to fat

Jebediah Realized he forgot___ 

 

You should make it a game where we submit cards and your write them down then we can go to a print shop and print them out.

[livefree75]

Jeb realized he forgot EXPERIMENTS

The stresses on the __________ finally proved too strong, and it ________, sending _______________ flying into ________________

[cubinator]

The stress on the wrapper finally proved too strong, and it tore violently, sending snack bits flying into everything.

"Uh, mission control, we have a problem. It appears that _______ has just exploded."

[legoclone09]

Uh, mission control, we have a problem. It appears that my elephant has just exploded."

[mikeman7918]

Houston, we have a ______...

[monstah]

"Houston, we have a KRAKEN OUTSIDE THE WINDOW"

 

"SCANSat reports show large concentrations of _____ in Dres"

Edited February 23, 2016 by monstah

[SpaceToad]

SCANSat reports show large concentrations of decomposing herbals in Dres.

Jebediah stepped in a pile of ___.

[Delfinus]

Jebediah Kerman stepped in a pile of used rocket fuel.

 

The Planet______And violently_____.

 

[Dman979]

The planet shook with rage and violently enforced its sphere of influence

To be or not to be:_________ is the ___________.

[Sanic]

To be or not to be: That is the stupidest question ever asked, the answer is obviously 'to be'.

When I first went to Dres, it was so epically _____ that I ________ and ________, never to ____ Dres again.

Umm @AlextheBodacious? This is more Kerbal Mad Libs than Kerbals Against Humanity. Just sayin'.

Edited February 25, 2016 by Sanic

[adsii1970]

I think it's kinda of cool...

It was so epically boring that I slapped Bill and ate pickled chicken feet, never to try to bungee jump to the surface of Dres again.

During a test flight, Bob exclaimed " _____________! I said push the ___________, not __________!"

[Delfinus]

During a test flight, Bob exclaimed JEB! I said push the Button to lock the docking port! Not Decouple the fuel tank and engine!

 

The Planet______________through Space, accompanied by it's Moon as it_________.

[TheSealBrigade]

The Planet moved at ludicrous speeds through space, by it's Moon as it got bored of floating aimlessly through space *RAMBLE RAMBLE*

 

The Space Sloth________the center of the____________.

[legoclone09]

The Space Sloth hit the center of the KSC.

[TopHeavy11]

No line! Edit!!

[Matuchkin]

No line! Edit!!

The _____ _____ _______ ______ as the _____ _______ed at ________, _______ing a __________. "___________________________," screamed _______, "____ _"*Insert Punctuation Mark of Your Choice*

[AlextheBodacious]

On 3/3/2016 at 11:39 AM, Matuchkin said:

No line! Edit!!

The _____ _____ _______ ______ as the _____ _______ed at ________, _______ing a __________. "___________________________," screamed _______, "____ _"*Insert Punctuation Mark of Your Choice*

Couldja keep it to you know... small enough to fit on a little black card?

 

[Matuchkin]

9 hours ago, AlextheBodacious said:

Couldja keep it to you know... small enough to fit on a little black card?

 

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