How to Be Evil!

[Just Jim]

4/10  not terribly evil, but could be really funny!

OK, I'm going to make all the chocolate in the world cause immediate and total hair loss...   

[Andem]

1/10, assuming people know this and choose to eat it anyway. 2/10 if they don't know.

 

I create an art exhibition in Israel. Did I mention that each painting was painted by Hitler?

[Ozymandias_the_Goat]

7/10..

I am going to take away NASA's funding in favor of constructing theme parks for multimillionaires

[ZentroCatson]

9/10 Could be more evil…

I take away NASA's funding and spend it on world war 3!

[Just Jim]

4/10   As it stands right now, I doubt NASA's budget could fund WW3 more than maybe 2 days...

Here's a mean one....  I would change things so the American Presidential race took place every 6 months...  

[max_creative]

0/10. I have absolutely zero interest in politics and stuff. Mostly because I'm not even old enough to be involved in them. 

I make it so it is required by law to play at least 4 hours of ksp everyday. Great for ksp players!

[0111narwhalz]

-1/10
That'd improve the general public's intelligence, which results in positive effects all around! That's not evil, it's good!

I introduce a dirt-cheap reactionless drive, capable of ascending to space unassisted. It can be built in a garage from simple household materials.
And yes, it does have all the !!FUN!! associated with reless drives.

[Robotengineer]

2/10 Reaction less drives do not exist.

Haven't seen this one yet...

[Andem]

10/10, Would alert the authorities.

 

I summon Napoleon Bonaparte to wage war upon puppies.

[KAL 9000]

6/10 NOT THE PUPPIES!

I summon the Kraken

[legoclone09]

1/10. Unoriginal.

 

I make living illegal.

[cubinator]

1/10 everyone is an outlaw. Even you are an outlaw. All the police are outlaws. What are they to do? They can't enforce the law if they are dead, and if they are alive they are breaking this law. This levels the playing field, and nothing really happens because everyone is ok with being alive and decides not to care about that law.

I move all lions to the arctic, and all polar bears to Africa.

[Mjp1050]

10 of 10, you sadistic polar-bear killer.

I steal Cubinator's sextant so he can't find his location...

[SinBad]

5/10 mayhem needs no accurate location.

 

I would make a skin absorbable form of caffeine and secretly mix it into laundry detergents world wide. The only good nights sleep anyone would get is on dirty sheets and pillow cases that have had all the caffeine worn off already. Woe the parents...

Edited May 18, 2016 by SinBad
added an 'm'

[Delfinus]

7/10 It'd be almost impossible to sleep, everyone would be tired and incapable of doing much.

I secretly implant a device into all gamers that kills them if their character in a game dies...

[legoclone09]

10/10 millions of people die. All professional gamers die as well. Except me because I wouldn't play until everyone else died so I would be alone alive.

I delete system32 in the US nuclear arsenal computer.

[cubinator]

8/10 that sounds kind of bad...

[SinBad]

3/10, annoying and clever, but not really evil.

 

for your consideration, My Cat: (backstory, i have a set of really comfy 'home' cloths that only get worn a few hours a day, so at the end of the day they go next to my bed ready for the 40 minutes ill wear them in the morning) 12:30am, i go to bed, dump the cloths next to my bed ready for the next day. cat waits till im almost asleep then does a huge 'im not feeling well' poop on them. i was only tipped off by the sound of a tiny little fart next to my bed (the smell seemed to stay close to the ground until i disturbed it when cleaning). otherwise i would have woken up at 05:30am and so i wouldnt wake my wife, gotten dressed in the dark...

 

cat is still alive and well, cloths are sadly not.

[RocketSquid]

Umm...

I take a wormhole, place one end on the ground and the other on a centrifuge a few feet away. The wormhole is now a fully functional time machine with a variety of fully functional, planet destroying feedback loops.

[TedwinKnockman66]

5/10 Not so evil, But if it for Capture earth, it's good idea!

I'll press Alt-F4 in universe panel

[KerbalOmmex]

1/10 Universe Sandbox gets closed.

I break down the fourth wall and fire all of our weaponss at the Kerbol system.

[Delfinus]

1/10 they either hit Kerbol (And all of our weapons will do absolutely nothing to a star) or just fly through interplanetary space completely harmless.

 

I sabotage the life support system on the first manned Mars lander to fail during landing.

Edited May 27, 2016 by DolphinDude3

[cubinator]

11 hours ago, KerbalOmmex said:

I break down the fourth wall and fire all of our weaponss at the Kerbol system.

 

1 hour ago, DolphinDude3 said:

1/10 they either hit Kerbol (And all of our weapons will do absolutely nothing to a star) or just fly through interplanetary space completely harmless.

Actually, I would give that a -10/10 because we now have no weapons, including nukes. Yay!

1 hour ago, DolphinDude3 said:

I sabotage the life support system on the first manned Mars lander to fail during landing.

6/10 it gives mission control a scare, but it turns out it was an easy fix and everything is fine again a few minutes after the successful landing.

I shoot an RPG at the Falcon 9 rocket seconds before launch today.

[EliasDanger]

6/10 More of a cry for attention than anything else...

 

I upload a virus to CKAN. It secretly installs itself on every KSP install that uses it. The virus waits for 60 years of game time to elapse, then erases your save file. The virus is designed not to erase the save file until after the allotted in game time is past and just before the player lands a craft on another planet, like 10 feet off the ground, boom, gone. All the progress.

[TedwinKnockman66]

7/10 That not work if you don't use CKAN

I will use: one divide by zero, to make universe blue monithor of death