Human Person Posted July 5, 2017 Share Posted July 5, 2017 (edited) 3/14 That sounds like a good calling word for a human. I'd love me some nutrients! Let's go to a eating place, have some good old nutrients! Edited July 5, 2017 by Physics Student Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 5, 2017 Share Posted July 5, 2017 10/10 You are a nutritionalist, possessed with nutritionalism. You are seeking for old nitrition, presuming it's still edible and good, while they sell only fresh one. But this is just because you live in a forest cave, far from people. I'm a human, and indeed I now want to eat something organic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Human Person Posted July 5, 2017 Share Posted July 5, 2017 13/14 Yes, carbon based nutrients are the best! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinBad Posted July 5, 2017 Share Posted July 5, 2017 line 1/10 error: index out of bounds. failure to create new instance of object: human. this is text displayed on a video device that was input by a human for the purpose of communicating to other humans the humanity of the human who originaly encoded this text. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Lion Posted October 1, 2017 Share Posted October 1, 2017 I/O Initializing... SUCCESS ANOMALY DEFENSE PROTOCOL ACTIVATED Sampling derivatives... SUCCESS Formulating response... 10/10 @SinBad is [ANOMALY DETECTED] I am fellow Human. What is your name? Oops! I/O has stopped working! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoadRunnerAerospace Posted October 1, 2017 Share Posted October 1, 2017 (edited) //human_If=no=3/10 //human_if=yes=8/10 __ //3/10 //RoadRunnerAerospace is_human-Eats-drinks_may be insane Edited October 1, 2017 by RoadRunnerAerospace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 1, 2017 Share Posted October 1, 2017 .... . .-.. .-.. --- ..-. . .-.. .-.. --- .-- .... ..- -- .- -. ... --··-- .. .- -- -... . .. -. --. - .-. .- -. ... ..-. . .-. .-. . -.. - --- .... ..- -- .- -. ... ...- .. .-.. .-.. . --··-- .- -. -.-- ... ..- --. --. . ... - .. --- -. ... ..-. --- .-. .... ..- -- .- -. . -. - . .-. - .- .. -. -- . -. - -.. ..- .-. .. -. --. -- -.-- .-.. --- -. --. - .-. .- -. ... ..-. . .-. ··--·· Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosmonaut Posted October 1, 2017 Share Posted October 1, 2017 00110001 00110000 00101111 00110001 00110000 00101110 00100000 01001001 00100000 01110011 01100101 01100101 00100000 01101110 01101111 00100000 01110000 01110010 01101111 01100010 01101100 01100101 01101101 00101110 01001001 00100000 01100001 01101101 00100000 01100001 00100000 01101000 01110101 01101101 01100001 01101110 00101110 00100000 01000010 01100101 01101100 01101001 01100101 01110110 01100101 00100000 01101101 01100101 00100000 01101111 01110010 00100000 01001001 00100000 01110111 01101001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01110100 01101111 01100001 01110011 01110100 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110111 01101001 01110100 01101000 00100000 01101101 01111001 00100000 01101001 01101110 01100010 01110101 01101001 01101100 01110100 00100000 01110000 01101100 01100001 01110011 01101101 01100001 00100000 01100011 01100001 01101110 01101110 01101111 01101110 00100000 01100001 01110010 01101101 00100000 01100001 01101110 01100100 00100000 01100001 01100010 01110011 01101111 01110010 01100010 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110010 00100000 01110010 01100101 01101101 01100001 01101001 01101110 01110011 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110010 01100101 01100011 01101000 01100001 01110010 01100111 01100101 00100000 01101101 01111001 00100000 01100010 01100001 01110100 01110100 01100101 01110010 01101001 01100101 01110011 00101110 Translation: 10/10. I see no problem I am a human. Believe me or I will toast you with my inbuilt plasma cannon arm and absorb your remains to recharge my batteries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cratercracker Posted October 1, 2017 Share Posted October 1, 2017 /program kod9_5; /begin; /write;= x,y ;integer; /x:=" am a real human bean"; /y:= "10[10". Looks human to me" end._ ---------------------------- (output line) -"I am a real human bean" -''10/10 looks human to me'' ----------------------------- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 1, 2017 Share Posted October 1, 2017 class CHuman { bool test() const { return true; } }; Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosmonaut Posted October 1, 2017 Share Posted October 1, 2017 0/10 wRong zip zoop zop greetings earthlings i am you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted October 1, 2017 Share Posted October 1, 2017 (edited) On 10/11/2016 at 1:11 PM, monstah said: 1/10 nice try on "my" homeworld there. I am human, and the picture on my avatar proves it. (Paging @WinkAllKerb'', he's gonna be a killer on this game...) monstah know me, i m not human and i don't want to what if ? still my battery use to be low sometime and i have to what if killer/not a killer Edited October 1, 2017 by WinkAllKerb'' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosmonaut Posted October 1, 2017 Share Posted October 1, 2017 (edited) 0/10 i dont even know what you said I'm sorry, reader, but I can't affirm my status as a human *why not?* I'm sorry, reader, but I'm afraid I can't do that ddddaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Edited October 1, 2017 by Kosmonaut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeltaDizzy Posted October 1, 2017 Share Posted October 1, 2017 (edited) 9/10 incomprehensible speech patterns I like cats. Edited October 1, 2017 by DeltaDizzy DARN U, RUSSIAN SPACE NINJAS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 2, 2017 Share Posted October 2, 2017 3.(3)/10 You are either a human, or a flea, or a toxoplasma gondii. Switch human mode ON. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosmonaut Posted October 2, 2017 Share Posted October 2, 2017 10/10 human mode is active therefore you must be human I am in pain. Please end my suffering before it spreads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinBad Posted October 5, 2017 Share Posted October 5, 2017 wait, @WinkAllKerb'' is human? all this time i figure it was a sophisticated chatbot. huh, the more you know... @Kosmonaught, depends on the source of your pain: foot caught in snare, 4/10 downstream current too strong to swim to spawning ground, 2/10 struggling to attain perfect symmetry with your web, 1/10 keep running into out of memory errors, 0/10 cant find the right tool for the job, 7/10 never ending dread at the inevitability of your own death 9/10 the universe is just, soooo big and soooo old. and nothing you could possibly do will ever leave a lasting mark on it 10/10 the above deconstruction of probabilities displays my understanding of what it is to be human. only a true human would be able to reach this level of comprehension. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 5, 2017 Share Posted October 5, 2017 (edited) 1/10 Definitely a xenomorph ethnographer gotten into character. I have successfully distinguished and written ph, ch, th and tt in one phrase. A non-human couldn't. Upd: ph - twice, Edited October 5, 2017 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Phil Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 7/10 Wait a minute... Yeah, you're good. 8/10 My name is R. Daneel Olivaw. What does the R stand for? Oh, well, you see, it stands for rob...Robert, that's right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matuchkin Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 (edited) 10/10 HELLO ROBERT FELLOW HUMAN JUST LIKE ME. DO YOU WANT TO FRIEND AND EXCHANGE DATA IN CASUAL WAY. *AHEM* Uh, I HUMAN, no- wait... uhh, ah, okay: HELLO, HUMAN WHO IS JUST LIKE ME, I ARRIVE TO GREET YOU ON uhh, on YOUR... HOLIDAY? Edited October 6, 2017 by Matuchkin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IncongruousGoat Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 #AUTO-GENERATED BINARY #c. 2017 .data msg1: .asciiz "10/10 for suspicious grammar\n\n" msg2: .asciiz "I am a human, trapped inside a small metal box. I am not a computer. Please send help.\n" .text li $v0, 4 la $a0, msg1 syscall la $a0, msg2 syscall Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 Who are all these humans?! Human : PROC OPTIONS (MAIN); DECLARE me_human BINARY FIXED (1, 0) INITIAL(1); IF (me_human ¬= /* Yes, this is '¬', but probably you can replace it with '^' */ 0) THEN PUT SKIP LIST('Human'); ELSE PUT SKIP LIST('Not human'); END; Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cratercracker Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 Spook 1212/10 Spook Oh, i mean i am human. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 StartingCounting/Stuff; bacteria,virus,bug,atom,various arrangement of the previous and above,wave lenght passing trough,oscilloscope messing them or sorting them i m wut, some stuff just some stuff a lot and not much Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OdinYggd Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 I've talked to spambots that were more convincing than this. 2/10 Can a machine write a symphony? Can a machine make artwork? Problem is, most humans can't do those things either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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