KAL 9000 Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 (edited) Post a quote that you think is awesome! "There is no material safety data sheet for astatine. If there were, it would just be the word 'NO' scrawled over and over in charred blood." -Randall Munroe, What If? Serious Scientific Answers to Absurd Hypothetical Questions Edited February 16, 2017 by KAL 9000 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Phil Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 "So long as men die, liberty will never perish." -Charlie Chaplin in The Great Dictator I recall there was a previous thread... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KAL 9000 Posted February 15, 2017 Author Share Posted February 15, 2017 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Bill Phil said: "So long as men die, liberty will never perish." -Charlie Chaplin in The Great Dictator I recall there was a previous thread... Me too, but it seems to have died. So I made a new one. Edited February 15, 2017 by KAL 9000 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XB-70A Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 The more things change, the more they stay the same. Snake Plissken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max_creative Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 3 hours ago, KAL 9000 said: Post a quote that you think is awesome! "There is no material safety data sheet for astatine. If there were, it would just be the word 'NO' scrawled over and over in charred blood." -Randall Munroe, What If? Serious Scientific Answers to Absurd Hypothetical Questions I was going to post that one! "This iz an awsome qutoe and deserves to be on the awsome qutoe list becaus it iz speled very well." -totally not me five seconds ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FishInferno Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 Not all heroes wear capes, and not all people in capes are heroes. Saw it in a Reddit thread a while back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 "Best Qutoes Ever" KAL 9000, 2017 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munlander1 Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 "We're not in Kansas anymore." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IncongruousGoat Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 "The presence of those seeking the truth is infinitely to be preferred to the presence of those who think they've found it." -Terry Pratchett Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProtoJeb21 Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 "F is for Eevee" -Some random Twitch user in the chat section Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spacetraindriver Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 (edited) "When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take back those lemons! Demand to talk to life's manager! Get mad! I don't need your damn lemons what am I gonna do with these?!? In gonna hire my engineers to make a combustible lemon and burn life's house down because do you know who I am? I'm gonna burn your house down. With a lemon." -Cave Johnson Edited March 5, 2017 by Spacetraindriver Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munlander1 Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 (edited) "I reject your reality and substitute my own" Adam Savage and myself when I am assigned homework and when I am doing homework. Edited February 16, 2017 by munlander1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adsii1970 Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 (edited) "Would you like fries with that?" Former student who dropped out of college. This was said this afternoon where I bought my lunch. Edited February 16, 2017 by adsii1970 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munlander1 Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 3 minutes ago, adsii1970 said: "Would you like fries with that?" Former student who dropped out of college this afternoon where I bought my lunch. That must have been interesting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 "The most astounding fact is the knowledge that the atoms that comprise life on Earth, the atoms that make up the human body, are traceable to the crucibles that cooked light elements into heavy elements in their core under extreme temperatures and pressures. These stars, the high mass ones among them, went unstable in their later years. They collapsed and then exploded, scattering their enriched guts across the galaxy. Guts made of carbon, nitrogen, oxygen and all the fundamental ingredients of life itself. These ingredients become part of gas clouds that condense, collapse, form the next generation of solar systems, stars with orbiting planets. And those planets now have the ingredients for life itself. So that when I look up at the night sky and I know that yes, we are part of this universe, we are in this universe, but perhaps more important than both of those facts is that the universe is in us. When I reflect on that fact, I look up—many people feel small because they’re small and the universe is big—but I feel big, because my atoms came from those stars. There’s a level of connectivity. That’s really what you want in life, you want to feel connected, you want to feel relevant, you want to feel like you’re a participant in the goings-on of activities and events around you. That’s precisely what we are, just by being alive." -Neil DeGrasse Tyson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Me Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 "Sorry about the car... The car?! Walker's gonna kill us! *Flaming tuxedo lands in front of Gage*" Walker Texas Ranger, "Wedding Bells" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Phil Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 "Fairy tales are more than true: not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us dragons can be beaten." -Neil Gaiman, Coraline Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 "I don't believe it." "That is why you fail." -Yoda Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adsii1970 Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 "You can have it in any color, as long as it's black." Henry Ford Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pxi Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 "The human race will begin solving its problems on the day that it ceases taking itself so seriously." --Principia Discordia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KAL 9000 Posted February 16, 2017 Author Share Posted February 16, 2017 5 hours ago, Aperture Science said: "Best Qutoes Ever" KAL 9000, 2017 Fixed! Quote Kerbal Space Program - Where riding through space on a constant pillar of nuclear fire is too elegant. - @1101 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0111narwhalz Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 5 hours ago, Spacetraindriver said: "When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't need your damn lemons! What am I gonna do with these?!? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the guy who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" -Cave Johnson FTFY Mine is probably among the Night Vale one-liners. "Mostly void; partially stars." "If you see something, say nothing. And drink to forget." "Those who fill their Vigilant Citizen cards get a free vacation! To the abandoned mineshaft outside of town, for being too vigilant." "What even is time, anyway?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adsii1970 Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 9 hours ago, munlander1 said: "I reject your reality and substitute my own" Adam Savage and myself when I am assigned homework and when I am doing homework. Probably wouldn't work in trigonometry or calculus... Just sayin' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1101 Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 Good quotes. Quote ”It is, of course, extremely toxic, but that’s the least of the problem. It is hypergolic with every known fuel, and so rapidly hypergolic that no ignition delay has ever been measured. It is also hypergolic with such things as cloth, wood, and test engineers, not to mention asbestos, sand, and water-with which it reacts explosively. It can be kept in some of the ordinary structural metals-steel, copper, aluminium, etc.-because of the formation of a thin film of insoluble metal fluoride which protects the bulk of the metal, just as the invisible coat of oxide on aluminium keeps it from burning up in the atmosphere. If, however, this coat is melted or scrubbed off, and has no chance to reform, the operator is confronted with the problem of coping with a metal-fluorine fire. For dealing with this situation, I have always recommended a good pair of running shoes.” John Drury Clark, author of 'Ignition!', on Chlorine Trifluoride. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProtoJeb21 Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 "The ability to speak does not make you intelligent. Now get out of here." -Qui-Jon Jinn, trying to save The Phantom Menace by getting Jar Jar out of the scene and saving millions of fans from eternal suffering. Unfortunately he failed to do so. He was gutted onscreen by a red dude with a spiky head to prove to the citizens of Earth that Jar Jar Binks will live on and never be destroyed. Only those who oppose him will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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