There is a Zombie apocalypse. You only have the last thing you googled to protect you. How do you fare?

[Matuchkin]

https://www.google.ca/search?q=all+sci+fi+starships&safe=strict&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiEwojtnp3WAhWXwYMKHTKuC2gQ_AUICigB&biw=1366&bih=700#imgrc=-62acQu1ZH4PFM:

I think I'm fine.

[Dark Lion]

At first I thought I had VEX Robotics to aid me in the apocaplypse, which would've been helpful in its own right... 
Nope. I looked up "Who had the purple lightsaber" because I couldn't remember the name "Mace Windu."
Anybody need a hand recovering from the disaster, let me know, because we've had it... with these m-effing zombies on this em-effing earth! ;P

[Regor]

Not very well...

car mechanic simulator 2018 xbox 36

[kerbiloid]

Not very well?!
With this simulator you can turn any piece of rusty scrap into an overland dreadnought!
It's a jackpot.

[Clonos]

Gameslinx

 

Errrr...

Yeah, i think he can... slap zombies?

 

Yeah im ded

Edited September 13, 2017 by GenesisPlayz

[kerbiloid]

Not necessary, if you run faster than Gameslinx.

[Guest]

Last thing I googled was an Mg 151.

I could stick it on a Bf-109 or shoot it with my own hands if I am strong enough, but:

1. I didn't google a Bf-109

2. A gun from 194* won't be useful with all that grease, oil, rust...

3. Googled a gun, but NO AMMO

I guess I could use it as a slege hammer?

[obney kerman]

Z-95 headhunter (precursor to X wing)

I won.

[Dark Junior]

I have Kenny Lally (Amateur boxer) and Mike Shinoda memes. (I was using two tabs, and they were both basically at the same time.)

Kenny would be useful, but I don't know what Mike Shinoda could do in a fight.

[kerbiloid]

4 hours ago, Dark Junior said:

but I don't know what Mike Shinoda could do in a fight.

It's even better.

Spoiler

 

[Dark Junior]

Yeah, but an amateur boxer is pretty dangerous.

I guess Mike can always throw ketchup at them.

[Confused Scientist]

Soviet TU-144 supersonic airliner. The Concorde would have been better, but it's still an improvement over the last time I posted here.

[Tom Morvolo Riddle]

do a barrel roll

I am probably die.

@kerbiloid any ideas???

[kerbiloid]

If you are a die, you can roll a saving throw. Zombies will die instead of you.

[Deddly]

Hmm. According to my history, the last thing I searched for was "KSP Number War"

In no time at all, the zombies will be caught up in innane arguments about the convoluted rules, reset points, rules lawyering and which number is actually or not actually valid. I think I just saved the entire world, but at what cost?

[YNM]

Off/T : If you had binged, I could only assume you had something tough 

On topic :

The last thing I googled before posting this post was "drenaje profundo". I meant something to do with this but they kept throwing a horror film, either way I'm stone dead.

The last thing I wiki-ed (before the thing I googled) was Box Tunnel. Dear, stone dead as well !

[Jeb, The Lonely Kerbonaut]

Dama da Noite (a brazillian name for a plant of the cestrum nocturnum specie.)

Well, that plant is toxic, so i can use that plant to kill the zombies (if the zombies aren't resistants to intoxications).

PS: Sorry for my bad English (I am brazillian).

[DAL59]

I thought I would have had Project Rho Atomic Rockets, but that was bing.  I last searched the battle of hastings.  So a few thousand soldiers.  

[Kerbinchaser]

I'm dead. "Meme maker"

[Ultimate Steve]

18 minutes ago, Lo Var Lachland said:

I'm dead. "Meme maker"

You must now assault them with doges, rotten saxophones, smashed mouths, aliens, dogs named Gabe, and some guy holding a weird bottle with two X's on it.

[Kerbinchaser]

Just now, Ultimate Steve said:

You must now assault them with doges, rotten saxophones, smashed mouths, aliens, dogs named Gabe, and some guy holding a weird bottle with two X's on it.

and Dank memes.

[Ultimate Steve]

Just now, Lo Var Lachland said:

and Dank memes.

And spicy memes.

 

[Kerbinchaser]

Just now, Ultimate Steve said:

And spicy memes.

 

and KSP memes.

[Ultimate Steve]

Just now, Lo Var Lachland said:

and KSP memes.

And crispy memes.

Also you know that thing in the bottom right that says "next unread topic?" Apparently, mine is the Memes Megathread.

[Kerbinchaser]

Just now, Ultimate Steve said:

And crispy memes.

Also you know that thing in the bottom right that says "next unread topic?" Apparently, mine is the Memes Megathread.

LOL! HAHAHAHA!