There is a Zombie apocalypse. You only have the last thing you googled to protect you. How do you fare?

[Fletch4]

id have beaker from the muppets, but probably kill him anyway because of the noises he makes.

[Ultimate Steve]

I have the opening and closing hours of my campus restaurant. I'm dead, but if it's at the right time I'll be dead with a full stomach.

Before that it was an HDMI to VGA adapter (trying to set up double monitor), so probably worse.

 

[kerbiloid]

I googled a photo of a plumber.

They'll sink.

[kspnerd122]

Last thing I googled is the KerbalX(with fuel, obviously) so i can escape

[Cyne]

So I have Paint Tool SAI to protect me. Guess I'm dead 

[Spaceman.Spiff]

I have the French Revolution?

I guess I have multiple mobs of angry peasants to defend me.

[Starhelperdude]

I have my german homework?!

Diktate and Aufsätze assemble!

[HansonKerman]

homestuck 

 

I think I’d fare pretty well.

[alberro+]

I mean, could a bathroom towel rack be used as a weapon?

[Opteryx]

I don't think "KSP kOS mod" would be useful in a fight.

[OrdinaryKerman]

Not exactly googled, but searched on the internet, USS Voyager NCC-74656-J. I have now have a crewed and self-sustaining starship equipped with transwarp drive. I just get off the planet.

[Spaceman.Spiff]

i have an rl 10

maybe I could hide inside the bell

[Stormpilot]

I have postimage. At least I can post KSP pictures on the forums, oh wait, I don't have a computer then

[HansonKerman]

homestuck^2

On 2/27/2021 at 7:52 PM, HansonKerman said:

I think I’d fare pretty well

 

[SpaceFace545]

I have half of a mile. I'm pretty sure I could hit things with it or I could find another survivor with the other half and we can become mile buddies.

[NiL]

I almost fleed into space out with googling "Tantares...", but "... ksp"  pretty much killed my chances. I doubt zombies will appreciate Beale's awersome work :'( 

[Kerminator K-100]

centripetal acceleration

 

Maybe I could make some spinny thing and hit zombies with it?

[Guest]

The last thing I searched up was sympathy..........

 

 

 

Spoiler

Let's be friends, zombies!

 

[Ben J. Kerman]

I am very lucky, since the last this I Googled is the bada** Liebherr G-BKF armored rescue crane. I can ram my way through the zombie horde with the 6 cylinder Liebherr turbodiesel engine, rescue other survivors of the apocalypse, and clear the road of obstructions. (This thing is AWESOME, but unfortunately it is only available to the German army, and even if it was available to US civilians, it would be way too expensive)

Edited May 3, 2021 by Ben J. Kerman

[Kerminator K-100]

primes

maybe the zombies have some kind of encryption that I need to break?

[peridoot]

i dont know what to do with my own profile pic

[Stormpilot]

I have one of the most powerful fastest helicopters, loaded with missiles and rocket pods (AKA the MI-24).

 

[Ben J. Kerman]

The last thing I looked up was German to English translation. Maybe the zombies are German and they are speaking something??

"muss gehirn essen, muss gehirn essen," (Must eat brains)

[Dr. Kerbal]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/220200/Kerbal_Space_Program/

This above. 

[HyperDraco]

Huh glad I googled up the blueprints for the model SAAB Draken I'm making