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3 hours ago, roboslacker said:

A bunch of terrorists steal military documents, then infiltrate and later destroy a military installation to prevent an attack on their base.

Star Wars: A New Hope.

 

Okay, since exactly one person got one of my initial ones right, I added all the answers in white text. Also, here's some more:

 

- Two of the most underqualified people on Earth are tasked with performing a high-tech stealth operation to prevent a nuclear war

- New method kills 50% of bacteria!

- Teenage girl volunteers to join a reality TV show, hilarity ensures

- A warrior loses his most prized possession and has to fight one of his own friends because he has an awful family

- An interracial relationship saves the world from a bunch of people who are dropping rocks everywhere

- Siri almost ruins an expedition to find a big USB stick

- Illegal immigrants kill thousands of people in a fistfight

- Stockholm syndrome... in space!

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Superfluous J

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30 minutes ago, ChrisSpace said:

- Two of the most underqualified people on Earth are tasked with performing a high-tech stealth operation to prevent a nuclear war

Spies Like Us

30 minutes ago, ChrisSpace said:

- New method kills 50% of bacteria!

Avengers: Infinity War

30 minutes ago, ChrisSpace said:

- Teenage girl volunteers to join a reality TV show, hilarity ensures

Hunger Games

30 minutes ago, ChrisSpace said:

- Siri almost ruins an expedition to find a big USB stick

2001: A Space Odyssey

30 minutes ago, ChrisSpace said:

I can't delete this quote *grrr*

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A war veteran tries to win the heart of the spunky girl next door.  When she is kidnapped, he leads a group of courageous volunteers on an ill-fated mission to rescue her. Unbeknownst to him, despite several violent episodes and one near death experience, she has begun to involuntarily relate to and develop feelings for her captor as a survival mechanism.   

The combination of his unrecognized and untreated PTSD and her obvious Stockholm Syndrome ultimately prove to be his undoing.  While his barely-contained rage causes him to make some poor choices, in the end he sacrifices himself to save her, delivering what should have been a fatal wound to her captor with a well-aimed shot as he falls to his death. 

In the end, his sacrifice is for naught as she marries her captor (who makes a full recovery) and remains his prisoner for the rest of her life.  Everyone celebrates this as though it’s a happy ending, and the dead war hero is ultimately forgotten, abandoned in death by his comrades and the woman he gave his life trying to rescue.

 

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3 hours ago, MaxPeck said:

A war veteran tries to win the heart of the spunky girl next door.  When she is kidnapped, he leads a group of courageous volunteers on an ill-fated mission to rescue her. Unbeknownst to him, despite several violent episodes and one near death experience, she has begun to involuntarily relate to and develop feelings for her captor as a survival mechanism.   

The combination of his unrecognized and untreated PTSD and her obvious Stockholm Syndrome ultimately prove to be his undoing.  While his barely-contained rage causes him to make some poor choices, in the end he sacrifices himself to save her, delivering what should have been a fatal wound to her captor with a well-aimed shot as he falls to his death. 

In the end, his sacrifice is for naught as she marries her captor (who makes a full recovery) and remains his prisoner for the rest of her life.  Everyone celebrates this as though it’s a happy ending, and the dead war hero is ultimately forgotten, abandoned in death by his comrades and the woman he gave his life trying to rescue.

Some tale in which a princess saves the wounded prince who had stolen her from an antagonist warrior chasing them with his gang.

26 minutes ago, roboslacker said:

After a crew member aboard a spaceship has an affair, the rest of the crew decide to kill the resulting child

Alien.

6 minutes ago, Delay said:

A person finds out that things are not as they seem.

Twin Peaks.
Wayward Pines.
Matrix.

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20 hours ago, ChrisSpace said:

- A warrior loses his most prized possession and has to fight one of his own friends because he has an awful family

Thor: Ragnarok

20 hours ago, ChrisSpace said:

- Siri almost ruins an expedition to find a big USB stick

2001: A Space Odyssey

 

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Robot goes to snow planet. Walking camels take over planet. Person crashes in jungle. Meets native person. Trains. Goes to floating city. Gets captured and turned into stone. Has family issues and loses hand. Escapes giant ship.

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5 hours ago, roboslacker said:

A government employee absconds with classified information and destroys a new weapon.

SW: A New Hope.
That unshown imperial officer who sold the Death Star blueprints to the rebels.
Sounds strange, but he is the key character of SW. Not jedis, not Yoda, not Vader, not  o.b. "One can o.b.!"
Without the blueprints, no Force tricks would help rebels to destroy it, so the rebel saga would end right after it had started. Together with jedis.
So, SW is a hymn for human greed.

2 hours ago, The_Cat_In_Space said:

Robot goes to snow planet. Walking camels take over planet. Person crashes in jungle. Meets native person. Trains. Goes to floating city. Gets captured and turned into stone. Has family issues and loses hand. Escapes giant ship.

Sequel to the previous one.
Lannisters Empire pay debts.

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1 hour ago, kerbiloid said:

SW: A New Hope.
That unshown imperial officer who sold the Death Star blueprints to the rebels.
Sounds strange, but he is the key character of SW. Not jedis, not Yoda, not Vader, not  o.b. "One can o.b.!"
Without the blueprints, no Force tricks would help rebels to destroy it, so the rebel saga would end right after it had started. Together with jedis.
So, SW is a hymn for human greed.

You may want to watch Rogue One. Or read the opening crawl to A New Hope :D

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