Fraston Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 Calling 911 because you need to borrow a fire hose to blast people out of your way in this time of social distancing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewie Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 Calling 911 to turn my self in because of how many lives I have taken....in ksp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 Calling 911 because other digits don't work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted May 6, 2020 Share Posted May 6, 2020 Calling 911 for help finding a lost shipment of illegal drugs. (Why yes, of course they'll help...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraston Posted May 6, 2020 Share Posted May 6, 2020 (edited) Rapid fire. Calling 911 for genuine help. Calling 911 because you stuck a newspaper in your toaster and turned on your gas oven. (Who knows why this situation was bornBourne) Calling 911 as it uses no battery. Calling 911 because some pour soul called Touhou an anime. Not calling 911 because YouTube decides to demonetize those numbers. Calling 911 to help a person who said that KSP is objectively bad w/out any explanation Calling 9/11 because you need to wipe a subhuman terrorist off the face of the planet. Calling 119 because you are an Oni lady who behaves inversely to the world around you and want your 2-inch tall friend to lend you their golden hammer. Calling 444 because you have a death wish. Calling 666 because you really like upside down stars. Calling 777 because you just plucked a four leaf clover. Calling 999 because you are German and have a voice activated hardware that calls numbers set to English during a heated disagreement. Calling 1313 because you plucked a two leaf clover. Calling 1999 because it’s the end of the world. Calling 2012 because it’s the end of the world except way better CGI and way worse story. Calling 2020 to ask what’s in store for our race during this year of BS. Calling 2061 because you want to see Halley’s Comet. Edited May 7, 2020 by Fraston Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMiiBrother Posted May 6, 2020 Author Share Posted May 6, 2020 Calling 911 because the guy above me has too many stupid reasoก็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraston Posted May 6, 2020 Share Posted May 6, 2020 47 minutes ago, SuperMiiBrother said: Calling 911 because the guy above me has too many stupid reasoก็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ Is this a threat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dressian Exploder Posted May 7, 2020 Share Posted May 7, 2020 Calling 999 because it isn't a threat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 7, 2020 Share Posted May 7, 2020 Calling 911 rather than typing because got used to Siri. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted May 8, 2020 Share Posted May 8, 2020 Calling 911 to complain that 555 numbers don't connect to anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 9, 2020 Share Posted May 9, 2020 Calling 555-911 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 Calling 911 to complain that you never got a version of KSP for the WiiU. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KerballingSmasher Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 On 5/18/2020 at 1:52 PM, 55delta said: Calling 911 to complain that you never got a version of KSP for the WiiU. Calling 911 to complain that we haven't gotten a version of KSP for the Switch... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 Calling 911 to ask, what's are the Mainsail engines called? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansonKerman Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 calling 911 to ask for 911’s number On 5/6/2020 at 11:21 AM, Fraston said: Calling 911 because some pour soul called Touhou an anime frick.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 Calling 911 to report seeing a Snuffleupagus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GRS Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 Calling 911 to watch Loli Hand-Tie with them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 Calling 911 for help finding a left-handed torque wrench. Sorry, you're just going to have to find it on your own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catloaf Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 Calling 911 because you use Kopernicus and the game just updated. And you never moved your install out of steam. Calling 911 to request room service, in prison. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dat Kerbal Dude Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 Calling 911 because someone believes the existance of dres(no offense) Calling 911 to call 911 to call 911 to call 911 to call 911 to call 911 to call 911 to call 911 to call 911 to call 911 to call 911 to call 911 to call 911 to call 911 to call 911 to call 911... Calling 911 to Arrest Catloaf by being the ilegal Engineer Acording to my post from a thread called "Ban the user above you" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DunaManiac Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 Calling 911 to report random people calling 911 on this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dat Kerbal Dude Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 Calling 911 to Revive threads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catloaf Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 Calling 911 to report derailed threads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 Calling 911 because it's your home phone number. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dat Kerbal Dude Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 Calling 911 to "press F to pay respects" to Pioneer 11. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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