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No Christmas without a Turkey, so my Kerbals are searching, but haven't found any Turkeys yet, if everything fales, they'll go to Minimus to catch a Kapibara...

Meanwhile, them Kerbals are complaining;

 

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Marooned on a moon after a botched landing yet again, the Kerbals huddle together around the Poodle engine (that doubles as a BBQ) and sing their version of "Jingle Bells":

Dashing tru the regolith,
In a one-engine lander,
Vertical speed negative,
Giving the ground a gander;
Bells on Bob's visor,
Chiming without sound,
Hit by a geyser,
Rolling along the ground;

Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Joyriding commander;
Oh what fun it is to ride,
In a one-engine lander.

Yesterday I determine,
I thought I'd take a ride,
And soon Valentina Kerman,
Was seated by my side.
Jebediah certified badS,
Misfortune seemed his lot,
His rover too low mass,
And then he got upsot.

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How do my Kerbals celebrate the holidays?  With many large explosions on the launchpad!  All kinds of red and green from methane explosions and fire!

After they douse the flames, they retire to the Astronaut Complex where they watch a slew of movies.  Such titles as "Rudolph the Kerb-Nosed Reindeer" and "Frosty the SnowKerb".  A warm mug of hot cocoa and a rousing round of singing "God Rest Ye Merry Gentle-Kerbs" follows before setting off to sleep, waiting for Santa Kerb to bring snacks!

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