The user below me...

[Joshwoo70]

I dont drive cars!

The user below me avatar is a crown

[Samniss Arandeen]

False! It's a dog leg.

The user below me can't drive 55.

[Red Iron Crown]

True, though we use km/h here so that's not that big a deal.

The user below me likes metric.

[Sun]

Not in the USA.

The user below me em woleb resu ehT

[GreeningGalaxy]

Nope, this user has had her fill of "mirror the format" posts. Totally last week.

The user below me is waiting for the mail to come to see if they finally got that package!

[Overfloater]

False. I already eBayed all I wanted ;-D

The user below me is a rocket botteleer.

[Red Iron Crown]

No, I'm more into direction.

The user below me has more rep than posts.

[Overfloater]

Pholce. They didn't count my posts here... c-x

The user below me will not write a funny joke to entertain us all.

[GreeningGalaxy]

False.

What do a saxophone and a lawsuit have in common?

>>Both stir up significant animosity, and everyone's generally happier when the case is closed.

Three drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.

>>Ba dum dum tssss

Why did the chicken cross the road?

>>To escape the basoon recital.

The user below me has better jokes than these.

[Aningaaq]

I have a joke: Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guys says "OK, now what?"

The user below me struggled to get out of bed this morning.

[Red Iron Crown]

True. This morning, every morning. 0530 is too early for me.

The user below me suffers from insomnia.

[Aningaaq]

Not sure. I might be what you call a night owl.

The user below me is extremely hopeful that Philae will successfully land on Comet 67P in November.

[General Rarity]

Obviously.

The user below me sells Bacon and Bacon accessories.

[LABHOUSE]

False, I am a vegetarian.

The user below me has blew a good chunk of there money on a base in game.

[hawkinator]

Well, I bought KSP for, like, 30 bucks or whatever. I've never actually spent in-game cash on a base. (I usually never get around to them in career... But I do build plenty in sandbox though...)

The next user has spent too much time on these here forums...

[GreeningGalaxy]

The user below me sells black-market wheat and wheat by-products.

[MaverickSawyer]

THere's a black market for wheat? I learn something every day. o.O

The user below me remembers when the Mun was brand new.

[Starwhip]

No. I've always seen the Mun.

The user below comes to the forum every day.

[Red Iron Crown]

Yes, unless I'm on vacation or something.

The user below me has played Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri.

[mrrpamplemousse]

Nope.

The user below me was nuked by Gandhi.

[hawkinator]

No, although I have played civ 5 quite a bit

The next user wishes there were a game that was what spore should have been

[megatiger78]

true, the user bellow me is dead

[hawkinator]

False and true, I am Schrödingers cat...

The next user hasn't gone outside yet today.

[megatiger78]

false, the user below me is hawkinator

[hawkinator]

True. The next user is currently landing a base on Moho