The user below me...

[Kerbal Productions]

Man, I'm far from that.

TUBM needs to go to a grocery store

And TUBM won't say "welcome, new page" because I will do it! Hello, new page 367! We'll make you feel like home with our best posts with the best forum gamers

[Ben J. Kerman]

Maybe for some pretzels.

TUBM hablas un poco de español. Or, if not, speaks un little bit de espanglish.  

Spoiler

Wait, hablas is the present tense form of hablar for tú. This technically wouldn't be fully correct, but that's all I know so far for verb conjugations. I'm surprised at all I've learned from Spanish class.  Also, I actually really enjoy speaking other languages. English is stupid anyways. I mean, to, two, and too?? Crane and crane? Sometimes y? I before e, except this doesn't work in many words (It's weird) Anyway...

Translations to appease our English-speaking moderator overlords: First part is meant to say TUBM speaks a little Spanish.  tú=you, hablar=to speak, 

 

[Kerbal Productions]

No

TUBM is a rock

[ColdJ]

The Rock is busy filming right now, please try again later.

TUBM knows that Organic means "cellular life", not whether is was sprayed with pesticide or not and that the Ad person who came up with saying pesticide free was organic is as intelligent as something inorganic.

[OrdinaryKerman]

Yes. But if you extend the definition to "organic compounds" then the word's scope becomes even greater...

TUBM has a moment of internal rage whenever something is advertised as "GMO-Free"

[Ben J. Kerman]

Not really, but I do get angry when people say foods are organic when they don't have pesticides on them.

TUBM doesn't understand why people who aren't allergic to gluten/ feel fine after eating gluten worry about buying gluten free food.

[adsii1970]

No, but I do get a good laugh at how many products now use "gluten free" as a gimmick. On Saturday, the grocery store had a sign above bacon that read "gluten free!" Of course bacon is gluten free... 

TUBM doesn't like rainy days. 

[AlamoVampire]

Wrong. I like rainy days. Some are better than others. Either a soft gentle rain with some good slow jazz playing or a raging thunderstorm.

 

tubm has been a user below me on this very thread before!

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[Zozaf Kerman]

Yes.

TUBM has done a mission in RSS/RO

[Abel Military Services]

Too hard. 

TUBM just wake up. 

[Kerbal Productions]

3 hours ago. Had to wake up earlier because I had to see my grades.

TUBM is watching Netflix right now.

[AlamoVampire]

Nope. Watching the 7th anniversary episode of critical role, which is campaign 3 episode 17.

tubm is currently eating a pizza and drinking a dr pepper while reading my post.

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[JB182]

No.

TUBM have 10 space stations.

[Kerbal Productions]

Barely hit five.

TUBM never says hello

[Abel Military Services]

No. 

TUBM is playing Spy now. 

[ColdJ]

No idea what that is. Don't mind an old Spy vs Spy comic.

TUBM is sleep typing.

[Abel Military Services]

No. 

TUBM is a good basketball player. 

[Kerbal Productions]

Never was I good at basketball.

TUBM has (or had) a school crush

[AlamoVampire]

didnt we all at one point or another?

tubm has seen the movie knight rider 2000

 

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[ColdJ]

"Sigh" Yep.

TUBM  Has played Space Invaders on an original sit down cocktail cabinet.

[Kerbal Productions]

No...

TUBM has an eye grade higher than 100

[Abel Military Services]

No. 

TUBM likes to play EVE. 

[JB182]

No

TUBM have 20 mods in KSP.

[Abel Military Services]

Countless. 

TUBM needs a team of paramedics. 

[ColdJ]

Not yet, maybe in a decade or 2.

TUBM likes lego but hates dismantling.