101+ Impossible/stupid requests

[CalculusWarrior]

288. An orbital space-Piano for Kerbals to play on in vacuum.

301: A space guitar and better IVA's so that our Kerbals can recreate Chris Hadfield's amazing Space Oddity rendition!

[Designer225]

302: Scott Manley online everyday

303: No idiotic PMers asking things on the Code War (I had some)

[Kerbol Prime]

304-Weapon of mass destruction allowing instability in Kerbol's core causing a random (impossible) supernova to wipe out all of kerbal-kind! MWUAHAHHAHAH

305-Doomsday orbital laser to kill those pesky aliens on Eve

306-Tornados that eat up your planes

307- 999999999 part ships!!!!!!!!!

308-Magic stargate which leads to the Solar System so we can have Kerbal vs Human wars!!!!!!!!!

309-Cheese on the Mun

310-Particle accelerators to create antimatter to produce energy to run a warp drive to fly to another star system and expand the Kerbal Empire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

311-Submarines to dive into the oceans and stare at fishies!

312-Mummies?

313-Make ships with rainbow nyan exhaust

[ThePsuedoMonkey]

286 Shotguns for Kerbals, so they can go hunting

They must be the Russian Kerbals https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TP-82

[Flixxbeatz]

302: Scott Manley online everyday

314. Scott Manley Teaches Rockets

[Guest]

315: Make Kerbin have a new continent named after MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Nuke]

whatever the last number was + 1. rewrite the whole game in x86-64 asm and have it only support baremetal os.

whatever the last number was + 2. your not allowed to use any nops.

[Epic DaVinci]

318:

Have a giant bottle of Diet Coke and a Mentos release mechanism as a valid form of propulsion.

[maxstar]

318.Deep space kraken why no deep sea kraken? LOGIC:D

319.Cheese. Period.

320.SPACE CORES.

321.Jeb Jr.

[Epic DaVinci]

321.Jeb Jr.

That would mean there would have to be a Mrs Jeb, and I for one would not like to know what happened on that fateful night when the child was conceived. It probably involved heavy use of struts.

(I wonder if Mrs Jeb has her own version of a MechJec in her bedside drawer?)

[zpox357]

Pocket Kerbal App. Now!

(This would actualy be kind of cute )

[Richy teh space man]

323 A circus somewhere on Kerbin with Kerbals jumping through hoops, taming lions, etc

[SoldierHair]

324: Gimball for EVA kerbals

[Lazro]

325: Reentry flames are now rainbows.

[ShachonianX]

326: Charley the Unicorn (Three Words Story reference)

[Flixxbeatz]

325: Reentry flames are now rainbows.

326: The color of re-entry flames should be the same as the planet's surface.

[Holo]

327: Hence, all planets surfaces are rainbows

[joppiesaus]

328: all kerbals now have oxygen for 30 seconds, and the pods for one minute.

[Polar Bear]

329. Make hyperedit stock

[zekes]

330) can we simulate cancer and disease in Kerbals? If we don't the game just won't be realistic enough.....

[Guest]

331: Replace the planet models with rockets, and the rockets with planets. Thus, the planets will launch off of rockets.

[SoldierHair]

331: Replace the planet models with rockets, and the rockets with planets. Thus, the planets will launch off of rockets.

That would be epic , though.

[Itsdavyjones]

326: Charley the Unicorn (Three Words Story reference)

Gah, now its stuck in my head, darn you.

[EvilotionCR2]

332. Why we can't have easy modable planets?

[EvilotionCR2]

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