Speak like a Brit Mk II

[Rage097]

Bah, I'm having the same issue, it may be a bloody server conundrum. Perhaps Odin could shed some light on the subject?

[LeonG17]

Yes, perhaps he could. Maybe a PM would grab his attention! I say though, its all dreadful though, not being able to access it...

[Rage097]

Indeed...*sips tea* What was happening last as well? What goings on were occurring?

[LeonG17]

Oh, just the usual silly old stuff, bah, you didn't miss much.

[Rage097]

Ah. Well, then...When do we have repairs on this drafty old place scheduled for? This place is has too many bloody holes.

[Jones-250]

Alas! I shall revive this chain trough some Victorian dialogue:

Artilleryman:

Halt who goes there ?

Journalist:

Er - A friend

Artilleryman:

Be on your way

This is my territory

Journalist:

Your territory ?

What do you mean?

Artilleryman:

Wait a minute it's you , the man from Maybury Hill

Journalist:

Good heavens the artilleryman!

I thought you surely burned!

Artilleryman:

I thought you surely drowned!

[Rage097]

I say, this thread is quite dusty. I do believe we've left it to rot for jolly well long enough. Gentlemen, let us revive this formerly spiffy place to its full glory!

[Rage097]

I do say, it's quite lonely in here. I mean, good heavens, we're out of tea too! This is no way a gentleman should enjoy himself! We should get this jolly old place back into tip-top shape quickly now.

[BurntPhoenix]

Good day, chaps.

Good heavens, look at the dust all about.

Nobody's posted anything in bloody ages!

We must carry on gentlemen, continue the legacy.

The sun must never set on the English accent thread.

With that I bid farewell, and hope we can assemble for a mite of tea tomorrow!

[nine_iron]

U wot mate?

[shoveycat]

Bloody 'ell this fomality's making me want ta tear my bleedin eyes out!

[Kerbal01]

Well then I must bid you goodby in the strongest terms possible you bad chap.

[Rage097]

Indeed. Please show yourself the door, ruffian. I do say the dust level is quite unacceptable. Perhaps we should hire a maid or two to get this place back into spiffing state.

[mrrpamplemousse]

Can I have a cup of tea, Sir?

(how did you write whit an accent?)

[shoveycat]

Ah you fuggin bastads, i gota get samone ta back me up on dis!

[Rage097]

This ruffian is becoming quite the annoyance. Listen lad, if you can't act sensibly then I must ask you to leave our jolly establishment. Please take your drunkeness elsewhere, kind sir. Now I need my self a jolly good cup of tea.

[Kerbal01]

I second the fine chap in his request, we must bid ye good day, but while your here have a cuppa on us!*gives cup of tea*

Edited October 17, 2013 by DarthVader

[mrrpamplemousse]

dear, who are you, fancy gentleman?

[Starwhip]

Yes, quite. I haven't happened upon you since tea.

[Rage097]

Did you hear about those ruffians in the streets yesterday? Caused quite the riot, them.

[Seret]

Owight geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezah!

[Rage097]

I say, Are you alright there, lad? Have a sit down and relax with some tea, you look quite ill.

[vetrox]

Bollox....heh..I like that word

[Kerbal01]

Did you fine chaps here about the jolly 'Murcian govt that got back up after a bloody fortnight and some shutdown?, bloody insane if you ask me.

[Starwhip]

Indeed, fine sir!