New Ideas for loading screen 'hints'!

[Deadpangod3]

Genius^

Making craters

[BostLabs]

A bit off-topic, but can someone please explain what "SCE" means ? I feel like I'm missing something cool there .

I'm probably ninja'ed but here you go.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Aaron

[royalkingofgames]

Galaxy quest reference anyway

Shrinking planets

reanimating Jebadiah

Gagging the health and safety guy.

[Keldor]

Patching leaks

Reassembling rockets

Inverting accelerometers

Cutting budgets

Lobbying kongress

Applying duct tape (come to think of it, we already have one like this)

Investigating unplanned incident

Revising mission plans

Lithobraking

Fishing out dropped screw

Tweaking cosmological constants

I fully support these ones already suggested:

Switching SCE to AUX

Stirring oxygen tank

[SpaceSphereOfDeath]

-nulling axial tilt

[shoveycat]

Rocket sciencing

Buying snacks

Eating Snacks

Playing minesweeper

Forgetting to fuel orange tanks

Fueling orange tanks with orange soda

Emptying orange tanks

Fueling orange tanks with rocket fuel

[SteevyT]

Launching Kerbhole covers.

(not strictly space related, but it involved a huge explosion)

[Gravator]

Paying attention to nothing....

Filling Up Fuel Tanks.....

Adding Solid Rocket Boosters...

[ecat]

Truncating integers.

Licking Jumbos.

Translating Origin.

Effortting.

[kookoo_gr]

Playing Mun Lander

Treating Kerbalnaut Complex

[Wait- Was That Important?]

-applying makeup to Duna face

-planning spontaneous and catastrophic disassembly

-loading secret planet

[Kerbal01]

Loading Duna pyramid signal.

[TrainEngie]

Is it too late???

- Negating Positive Graviolis

[mrclucks]

-Flunking kindergarten

-adding struts

-adding moar struts

-locating more struts to add

[Renegrade]

- necroing threads

- adding invisible walls to Pol

- adding invisible KSCs to everywhere

- leaking less memory!

- pretty much skipping beta

- draining souposphere / jellosphere

meh~

[worir4]

Applying nose cones...

(Coz they matter now)

[jarmund]

A few off the top of my head:

Affecting Oberth (should be self explanatory)

Raising The Barn (Referencing the much sought after T0 VAB)

Bribing custom officials for MK3 release (Referencing MK3 placeholder IVA)

Scouting road for spare parts (In reference to many part descriptions)

[ChrisSpace]

-Catching Kraken

- Releasing Kraken

[Jexx]

- Cleaning debris from launch pad

- Polishing helmets

- Extending ladders for boarding

- Waiting for countdown

[gigaboom2]

Paving Runway With C4...

[micr0wave]

- reverting to launch

- checking staging

- ... again ...

[djnattyd]

-Obtaining Unobtainium

[Thomassino]

Fairing fairings (fair enough)

[CG_Kerbin]

"Checking crash debris" and "adding jebs smile"

[Mad Rocket Scientist]

Secondary pumps failure.