Explain Things Up Goer Five Style

[The Jedi Master]

The famous Up Goer Five comic by XKCD used only the ten hundred most common words in the English language. I found this thing, which allows you to try it. It's harder than it looks! Can you do it? If so, paste it here, along with the name of the topic!

Topic: Kerbal Space Program

Little Green Men Space Game is a game where you build things that go up. You can walk on other worlds and stuff. It's not done yet, so you get things that add more stuff until it is done. It needs money, but not too much money. It is very fun. Please buy it. Please.

Edited July 2, 2013 by The Jedi Master

[billybobsatan]

ALL ABOUT ME

I am a human who likes animals. I also enjoy food in my free time. Do you like this too? I hope so. If you do, then there is something that we both like. Back to what I was saying, I like animals. I especially like dogs and cats. What animals do you like? Also, I like hot dogs. I also like breakfast foods too. I like most foods. What kind of food do you like? That was 64 words in one thing.

[sumghai]

Let' see...

Describing my FusTek Station Parts Expansion pack:

I made a set of things you can add to the Little Green Man Space Game - this set has different types of big people boxes for making big houses that fly and stay in space.

One of these people boxes allow people to go to six other people boxes.

One is for people to live in.

One is for people to store things in.

One is for people to do good brain people stuff in.

One is from which people control the big flying space houses.

Two are for people to go in and out of the big flying space houses without losing air (If air is lost, the people inside can not breathe and will die).

One has lots of windows to look out into space from.

One stores parts to build more space cars and people boxes from.

I also made other things to make these people boxes even better.

[OrbitusII]

Another one for mods!

Frameshift, or The Big Dangerous Ring That Explodes Things:

This thing is a ring that uses wibbly-wobbly-timey-wimey stuff to make other not-so-wibbly-wobbly-timey-wimey stuff stuck to it go really fast. Sometimes it doesn't work and creates birds that live on cliffs and have beaks like toucans, except they're not toucans. If you touch it the wrong way, it will break you and make the cliff-living toucans that aren't toucans all over space and space will be broken. If your Up Goer has things on one side but not the other, the Ring will make your Up Goer spin when you turn it on, making the bottom end point towards space, which means you are having a bad problem and will not go to space today.

[Sesni]

Topic : Space

Space is big

it has stuff in it

we go there

it is fun