Jeb has driven back to Kerbin and left Bill on the Mun

[Cesrate]

[Kerbal01]

Um.... What?

[Monkeh]

Distinct lack of lander with "Mun or bust" scrawled on it.

YOUR PC HAS BEEN HACKED BY TERRORISTS. RUN, RUN NOW AND MAYBE YOU'LL BE SAFE!

[RocketPilot573]

Lol! "I'm outta here!" "No! Wait for me!"

[Tw1]

He escaped! Check the room you're in!

[Johnno]

Distinct lack of lander with "Mun or bust" scrawled on it.

YOUR PC HAS BEEN HACKED BY TERRORISTS. RUN, RUN NOW AND MAYBE YOU'LL BE SAFE!

That's not what my start screen looks like. Lemme go take a screenshot.

Oh no, they've hacked my computer too! They even removed my start menu so I can't play! PANIC!!

[Monkeh]

Now don't panic Johnno, that's EXACTLY what they want!

Remain calm, take a deep breath and ring the police. Explain to them that terrorists have stolen your menu, laugh when they ask what restaurant you're in and then hang up.

[Johnno]

Remain calm, take a deep breath and ring the police.

Thanks for the suggestion! The police IT crime department restored my start menu.

I went into my VAB only to discover that all my kerbal builders had been kidnapped! I can't build anything without builders! AAAGH!

[Monkeh]

I'll send you some of mine, no problem, I got loads.

Although mine are a bit stupid, the stuff they build normally falls apart on the launchpad, idiots.

[Johnno]

I'll send you some of mine, no problem, I got loads.

Although mine are a bit stupid, the stuff they build normally falls apart on the launchpad, idiots.

Thanks for the builder crew transfer Monkeh. I started building a rocket, turned my camera around only to catch Larrberry Kerman (aka Dimwit Builder #27) having lost control of a truck with SRBs. Here he is the second before the truck smashes into my rocket and the ensuing explosion takes out all of the builders you sent. Not sure wether to be sad or glad.

[Johnno]

With Jeb on his way to Kerbin and Bill left on the Mün, Bob stands sad and alone in a deserted mission control, unable to hitch a ride to get Bill since all the builders are gone.

[Monkeh]

I shall ensure all the dead engineer's families shall receive no pay outs in regards their untimely passing. I have a contract prepared by the finest big green (fore)heads around, stating, very clearly, any mishaps caused by their own incompetence leaves no-one viable but themselves.

Rest assured. I'm press-ganging a new batch of workers as we speak, pretty sure they'll all sign the contract as well. It's that or lose fingers and thumbs...or maybe get sent on a research mission, I really want to know what the inside of the sun is like and manned vessels produce more satisfying results.

Some say I'm a little harsh on my workers. I say screw 'em, they're all gonna die in horrible explosions anyway, why let a little torture, coercion and minor violence be a big deal?

[tom1499]

Weelllll this thread got slightly derailed.

[astropapi1]

Weelllll this thread got slightly derailed.

"Slightly".

[NASI Director]

If anyone needs cheap labor, contact the NASI Builder's Union. We have roughly 400 kindergarteners smashing teddy bears. And all you have to pay them with is cookies and legos. While their work isn't perfect, it helps when the Kerbal Engineers go on strike.

Oh wait. That doesn't matter anymore.

[Johnno]

Weelllll this thread got slightly derailed.

Not that there was a topic to discuss to begin with...