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2027.0002: The Kraken transcends mortal matter and becomes an unstoppable denizen of the ether, leaving its former body as an empty shell so that Kerbalkind will be forever warned of its might. Unfortunately this backfires catastrophically and the Kerbals think the Kraken is dead... so shortly thereafter they go back to hatching absurd schemes for giant, unstable, dangerous space rockets.

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2033: After going with that shuttle on Laythe, they realise that it has less oxygen but has smaller pressure. They start to think about making some colonies under the water, with water electrolysis so they will have water,oxygen to breath, oxidizer, and liquid fuel. Awesome! But there are no plans on how to do it.

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2034: the interstellar vessel HarvestR is completed. The warp drive powers up in kerbin orbit, and then: with a light brighter than Kerbol, the drive destabilizes and explodes, destroying everything with in a 30km radius. Future Note: warp drives don't like being deep in gravity wells.

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2035: Jeb disappears in kanuary, some people claim to see a rocket launch in kune (june) in kecember, Jeb is found in a ship in a high Kerbin orbit and refuses to come down, KSC launches a ship to forcefully bring him back down,

2036: the crew of the ship notes jebs ships resemblance to an alcubierre drive, as the crew approaches, the ship is seen to light up, and with a light brighter then Kerbol from Mohos orbit, jebs ship disappears with a flash, a dot is spotted orbiting Laythe the next day.

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KSC recieves a weak signal from another planetary system. It was Jeb, which had found a new race of pink skinned giants on an ENORMOUS planet, with giant spacecraft of their own. Jeb actually had to transform his Alcubierre Drive into an antenna to communicate that far :P The KSC starts to wonder about interstellar travel and names for the new system and species. Oh, and what wonderful snacks they might have.

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Year 2038: The Great Munar Valley Colony declares that it is to be recognised as an independent nation. There is great outrage on Kerbin and the ICD (Interplanetary Combat Division) is formed. Koniu Lang, a Great Kerbin War General is put in charge of the Division.

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2040:After lots of political wars The Great Munar Valley is now taken as a country, but it isn't antonomous yet. They call the country People's Republic of New Moon Valley. They form a government, some kind of currency, and try to make own language, but that didn't go so well because every kerbal speaks Kerbalian (reverse spanish lol).

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2038.5:

It turns out that Alcubierre drives can be re-purposed into weapons. One such weapon is created, and the GMVC is threatened with annihilation if they don't comply. The GMVC doesn't comply, and seconds later, a massive beam brighter then Kerbol strikes the surface of the Mun, melting its surface and blowing off its atmosphere. It is calculated that the Mun's surface will re-solidify in 100 years time.

The whole thing about 2040 was nothing but a political prediction by a naive politician. Ignore it.

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2039. Jeb returns to kerbin, apon reaching home he finds the planet is at war, each country fighting for control of the planet, and the mun molten. He attacks the Kerbin Space Station and kidnaps bill and bob, they activate the alcubierre drive and race to the system of the pink skinned aliens for help.

Minutes later, a giant ship the size of Minmus poofs into Kerbin orbit. At jebs request, they demand a cease fire, or they will destroy Kerbin, the ship is visible from the ground bigger then the mun.

Everyone immediately stops fighting, and agree to unify Kerbin into a single country, the aliens generously use their highly advanced technology to terraform the mun back to exactly the way it was before it was melted, it is noted the aliens are ten times the size of Kerbals. Both races share everything they know about th universe, etc. both races agree to an alliance.

(Maybe I went too far...)

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2050: Kerbin fractures into nations again, and they resume fighting. The Aliens do not return to assist, since Jeb's ship is destroyed. The Mun is re-molten, again expected to re solidify in 100 years time. The Kerbals eventually exhaust their resources, and society collpases.

3050: Kerbal society rebuilds, having forgotten most of their achievements, and begin to rebuild their space program.

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This guy above simply wants as much war and destruction as possible. Don't listen to him.

(You wanted it. You just wanted it.)

2040: Pink aliens are wiped of their planet after thinking that bombarding volcanoes with nukes i such a good idea. Kerbals fight again to form countries, and Mun Colonies agree want to be taken as other race. Now nobody actually listens to them, and they are ignored, just as they were air.

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2042: Jebediah trips and falls into a nuclear reactor, where he is incinerated. About a week later, he shows up to work at KSC as if nothing had ever happened. After being subjected to months of experiments by Kerbal scientists, Jebediah is found to have been mutated somehow by the radiation from the Alcubierre drive and become immortal. Having been kidnapped and brought to deep space along with him a few years past, Bill and Bob are suspected to also possess this trait, although perhaps to a lesser extent.

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2044: The Battle of Laythe, took place on Laythe, started the Joolian War.

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[td]Competition between Kerbal Mining Corp and Kerbal Industrial Co.[/td]

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[tr][td]Kerbal Mining Corp[/td][td]Kerbal Industrial Co.[/td][/tr]

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2046: Kerbals reach out the furthest of solar system, and do a manned mission to Eeloo, also preparations for the big mission to the closest star by a big probe called "The Guy" are started. The star is very close only 1/2 light years away. (star is red dwarf, it is called the Wolffy, it's also the third brightest object in the sky.

(Sorry i have some bugs sometimes where i don't see a post, repaired the date now)

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repaired the date
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2046: the probe is scrapped, since the Kerbals kinda forgot they had warp drives. The kerbals go there, find nothing of interest, and return. They also use a warp capable ship to stop at eeloo, plant a flag, get some samples, and return home.

2047: A kerbal scientist by the name of Emmet Kerman turns a car into a time machine.

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2047,001: The car time machine fails violently destroying half of Emmet's town. Kerbals stop thinking about time travel to be possible.

2048: Scientist change their mind to more colonisation. First city wich will probably have 2 million citizens is started to be build (idk how to write this), scientist then start to think about colonising other solar systems. That seems to be a good idea!

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yarr spelling mistake! yarr another spelling mistake! yarr spelling mistake in reason!
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