The following is a transcript of an interview 6 years after Alby Kemwit's historic landing on Minmus. Interviewer: So, how have you been since the landing? Alby: Bored and annoyed. [Explicative] QSP sending up those [Explicative] Hyperion probes. It's like we lost all of our sense of adventure. Interviewer: Well then. How do you feel about Enbly Kebbol's new book, The Children's guide to Space? Alby:I made a list. First of all, Moho is not an [Explicative] brownie. Eve is not a grape, and... Int