The Game With Crowdsourced Rules

[Souper]

That is not allowed, as specifying the rules is no longer allowed.

I then defy the rules, award myself 1000000 points, and will continue to persist in defying the rules, thus making me a dishonorable cheater. RULEPROOF!

Edited August 7, 2014 by Souper

[WinkAllKerb'']

un allo We d(id it), but basically as first topics word i don't think i missed this rules, may be a few others, like everyone, but not this one amongst a few others

*shrug* *yawn* *sigh* *grumpf* *Mirror Alice, look at it.* *bored*

None have the choice to get a certain count of points whatever the amount

total: some(s) point(s)

[Souper]

That is not allowed, as i am breaking the rules, and thus retain my 1000000 points. I will continute in doing this until someone steps out of the game and slaps me.

Oh wait a minute, did i just tell someone how to stop my reign of tyranny?

[Sun]

I am the Sun. I use my gravitational powers to throw you out into interstellar space. I then return to my position in the solar system.

Now, it is against the rules to call me a rule breaker, since I am the Sun.

[Souper]

That is not allowed, Because everything is allowed! I have just nuked the rules!

Due to no rules, i teleport back to Earth. I then make myself supreme ruler of the world, make my own rules, and nobody can state their own rules, as it is against the rules.

My rules:

1. Can't go against me.

2. I now have 5 points. Because i'm the leader.

3. Everybody but me is slaves.

4. It is now against the rules to make your own rules.

5. it is now against the rules to take away rules.

6. It is now against the rules to cheat.

7. It is now against the rules to nuke these rules. <--- This rule is protected by a forcefeild.

8. Breaking any of these rules will result in a hefty fine of 20 points.

Edited August 7, 2014 by Souper

[Sun]

I AM THE SUN. IN THIS GAME, I AM NOT CONSTRAINED BY RULES! I WILL DESTROY THOSE WHO CHALLENGE ME!

I pull your silly little planet in and destroy it before you can escape or teleport away. I then pull the solar system into me. I merge with Proxima Centauri and take control of its planets.

My rules are:

1. No teleportation (This rule is protected by an antimatter laser quantum entanglement energy stabilization force field.)

2. I have infinite points since I am a star.

3. Follow rules 1, 2, and 3. (Enforced by giant robots who fire antimatter quantum entanglement energy stabilization lasers.)

[Souper]

Your parents come over and ground you for the rest of your life. also, you're just a silly little star: destructable. all we humans would need wold be a modified planetbuster.

-snip-

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We then follow these rules:

the community makes the rules.

NO DERAILING.

NO GODMODDING!

PLEASE no further usage of the trolltomic bomb.

We will build upon these rules.

Edited August 7, 2014 by vexx32
Rude.

[SolarLiner]

That is not allowed. Parents have nothing to do in this game.

This post's number is now my number of points.

[Souper]

That is not allowed .Referencing the post's number is no longer allowed.

I worked 5 hours in a soviet work camp, and receive 1 point.

[vexx32]

Due to quantum tunneling (and this becoming more off the rails than it ought), all previous rules are invalid, as are points.

Everyone now has -100 points.

No rules may be ignored or nullified once in place from here on in.

Contradictory rules cannot be introduced; the rule that existed first takes precedence.

You may not gain more than 50 points via self-awarding points arbitrarily.

You may not directly alter someone else's point score unless they have broken an established rule that does not have a set punishment.

The first person to break even (get back to 0 points) wins, provided at least 25 of their accumulated points must be either directly or indirectly awarded as a result of someone else's actions.

Breaking any of these rules resets you to -100 points.

Aaaaaand... GO.

[Sun]

Pfft, your silly little rules. I am a black hole with the mass of the universe, so I don't have to follow anything, even laws of physics. Haven't you heard of "No one cares about your rules" mode? Well, we are all in that mode, so this thread has no rules.

Now, I make new rules that are unbreakable because I SAY SO:

1. I am the supreme ruler, and no one can touch me because I am a black hole.

2. Follow rule 1.

3. Follow rule 2.

4. Follow the rules and don't object. (Protected by the Army of Black Holes and Neutron Star Cores.)

I win, straight up.

[Souper]

I am wearing an Antispace forcefeild generator, your pitiful army of blacks holes / neutron stars can't even interact with me. In any way.

Points may only be awarded for worthy actions.

Making new rules cannot grant points.

Use of smileys cannot grant more than .5 points.

Posting an up-to-date copy of the rulebook grants up to 3.5 points.

Not posting an up-to-date copy of the rulebook docks 4 points.

No points may be gained purely through any use of special formatting of text.

Suggesting that use of Comic Sans is a good thing carries a penalty of 1 point.

There may not be more than a 15-point difference between active players with highest and lowest scores. Upon there being more than a 15 point difference, points may be awarded to those with low scores, or docked from those with higher scores, or both, to bring the score difference to 5-10, at player discretion.

If you feel it is absolutely necesarry, you may remove 1 rule per game.

Usage of fraction to display points may award up to 2.5 points.

Usage of both fractions and decimals can award up to 5 points.

Usage of fractions in the rulebook may result in a fine of 3 points.

Posting an up-to-date leaderboard grants 2 points.

5 points for remembering to specify something against the rules. *cough* WinkAllKerb

Here's my new rules:

1. PLAY. THE. GAME. If we continue down this path, a moderator is sure to lock this thread.

2. No godmodding.

3. If someone tries to take over this thread, you are authorized to simply ignore their post.

4. I award myself one point.

Edited August 7, 2014 by Souper

[Sun]

You win.

NEW GAME.

The rules:

1. Normal laws.

2. No weird physics.

[Floppster]

You gain 5 points for starting a new game.

However, dealing out points in multiples of 5 is againts the rules, so I end up at -2 points.

Sun = 5 pts

Floppster = -2 pts

1: "Normal" laws, at least as normal as it gets in the KSP forums.

2: No weird physics, only Newtonian.

3: Awarding points in multiples of 5 results in a 2 point penalty.

[Pineapple Frenzy]

deleted because I suck.

[Floppster]

I, the great forum necromancer Floppster, awakens the game and award myself 10 points for doing so.

[megatiger78]

necromancy is disallowed. I gain 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000 points for being a forum rule follower

(and it is multiplied by 300000000 from the over 9000 multiplier)

[dansmithers]

Not allowed. Players may not have a score over 100. If a player violates this rule, his score is reduced to 0.

I grant myself 1 point for correcting this erroneous assumption.

Floppster=10pts

Dansmithers=1pt

megatiger78=0pts

1: Reviving the thread grants 10 points

2: Players may not have a score over 100. If a player violates this rule, his score is reduced to 0.

3: Correcting a rule-breaker grants 1 point.

[megatiger78]

I gain 100 points and post again.

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I gain 100 points and post again. an again.

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I gain 100 points and post again. and again and again and again and again.

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I gain 100 points and post again. d

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I gain 100 points and post again.1

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this is legal because it is

[dansmithers]

No it is not. You lose one point for having your rule denied, and I gain one.

Floppster=10pts

Dansmithers=2pts

megatiger78=-1pts

1: Reviving the thread grants 10 points

2: Players may not have a score over 100. If a player violates this rule, his score is reduced to 0.

3: Correcting a rule-breaker grants 1 point.

4.A corrected rule-breaker loses one point.

[Sun]

I return to this thread "for the first time in forever" and get 50 points due to making a Frozen reference.

[megatiger78]

Sun loses all points and is banned for the frozen refrence.

[Sun]

Well, no rules against Frozen. I gain 100 points and ban Megatiger for being against Frozen.

[megatiger78]

nobody with more that 1/1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000th

of a brain cell kiles frozen. sun remove from all play

[Sun]

I ban megatiger for too big of a number.