Secret Space Program's Documents

[Whirligig Girl]

This operates on THIS timeline.

CLASSIFIED DOCUMENT

We received this letter from one of our interns working on the field at KSC. Hugo Kerman will be getting a raise.

I found this in the mailroom addressed to the President of KSP.

We begin our journey just East of KSC. The Insular Airfield. Here' date=' we can see an old base of operations, but clearly there is evidence that an old space program took place here. It was likely abandoned hastily when the Kerbal Space Center was built only a few kilometers to the West.

Our journey brings us far to the north, where we encounter a crashed vessel of an origin unknown.

To the distant southwest is what seems to be an abandoned Space Center. It was assumed that it was merely the launch site for Namergan missiles during the Kerbin War.

Now we seem to have some random occurance of Kerbals being stranded in this new update. It seemed to have occured when the lights at KSC2 lit up.

I believe that the Secret Space Program pays companies to claim that their employees are getting trapped in space, allowing KSC2 to bolt out into space and do weird science on anomalies while KSP focuses on retrieving the lost Kerbal. This is also a great means to get new spies, as KSC will hire these new recruits as astronauts.

I think that this secret space program is in a conspiracy to take over the world or even the entire Kerbolar System. And I think they're hiding this.[/quote']

Needless to say, I've, ah, "taken care" of poor old Maldrin. Sent him to the 2462 ward. We won't be seeing much of him any more.

The Document in question has been thoroughly discarded into the sun, and research has continued. We also have confirmation that Maldrin has, in fact been killed in a spacecraft launched by Manager2462's latest contraption. We also have since gotten confirmation that his friend, Sherfrey Kerman, was in on the conspiracy, and has also been shipped to Space Orbit around Kerbin2462 to be "rescued" by Danny.

[Whirligig Girl]

CLASSIFIED DOCUMENT

SSP Eyes Only

We have reviewed a press release of the Kerbal Space Program of Director Scott Manley.

A manned orbital laboratory satellite has been launched. Press release claims that the satellite exploded upon launch into Kerbin Orbit. Upon review, we have found this to be incorrect, as an object with some large amount of structural integrity was detected in the same orbit a mere few hours later.

A detector was unable to detect any return vehicle returning to Kerbin, but leaked files from our spies have shown pictures of a jet-powered re-entry vehicle over the Western ocean.

Proof that a spy satellite existed was not available until the High-Altitude Orbital Object Tracking Station was launched an update later. The Spy Satellite was found and an Anti-Satellite Missile was quickly launched to destroy the satellite, which had not yet gathered enough data to beam down more than simple blurry pictures of Kerbin down, and the capsule that holds he film was verified as destroyed. Scott Manley still did not get off our backs. He later organized a high-budget exploration of all anomalous readings. The space program gathered too much information about the unidentified objects.

Under the newest of Director Manley's space programs, the Interstellar Quest has uncovered the evidence of the dead Kraken recently. A high amount of distraction will be required during our newest endeavors, And we are sending an intern, Rofurt Kerman, to infiltrate his space programs and hold them back as much as possible.