4472TJ Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 I thought you wanted the superior technology Waiter! There's a Matt Lowne in my soup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 That's because your smartphone has sunk. Again. Waiter! Your special meal, please. And antidote. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lapis Posted June 30, 2019 Share Posted June 30, 2019 We are all out of antidote today, you can get two servings though. Waiter there is a usb port in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraston Posted June 30, 2019 Share Posted June 30, 2019 Please wait, the Sous-chef's phone is dead. Waiter! There seems to be a gold hairpin with a stylistic H engraved into it in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 6, 2019 Share Posted July 6, 2019 (edited) It's a feature Waiter excuse me but what the soup is this? Is this some joke of yours? Some kind of sick joke to get your sick kicks by mocking some random fella? Why the soup is are there letters in my soup my man? Not even Latin letters, these seem like some sort of hybrid between not only Chinese characters but some kind of Beta Centauri alien dialect, how do you even come up with this? Edited July 6, 2019 by Guest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FahmiRBLX Posted July 6, 2019 Share Posted July 6, 2019 (edited) Please specify it more, sir. Id it Japanese or Korean? Waiter! Why is there a full-size GE90-115B engine sunk in my soup? And how on Earth and Kerbin it went TARDIS-Status (i.e Big stuff can fit in exteriorly small space)? Edited July 6, 2019 by FahmiRBLXian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraston Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 The head chef has been researching spatial-folding technology. Perhaps they left an experiment in the soup. Waiter! There is a Kili in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dman979 Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 Yes, you ordered the Kili soup. Waiter! There's a genuine United States dollar at current exchange rates, in my possession, that I can keep for as long or as short as I want without adversely affecting the universe, and that no harm will come to me as a consequence of having it in my possession or not, regardless of any other accumulated wealth I might have, in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 Thank you, but we don't welcome tips in our diner. So, please, you can eat your meal completely. Waiter! There is all inclusive in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheKSPBeginner Posted September 26, 2019 Share Posted September 26, 2019 O h n o. Waiter! There’s a Saturn V in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KerballingSmasher Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 No, that's your Up-Goer Five that you asked for. Waiter! There's a brown rock in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 (edited) It's a potato. Our cook doesn't skin it before boiling because this way it better keeps vitamines. Waiter! Why is this potato surrounded by a soup? Edited September 27, 2019 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraston Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 Because that’s how soup works, silly! Waiter, there is a Primal Aspid in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansonKerman Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 the frick is that waiter, there’s a necro’d thread in my boot! wait... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nantares Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 don't worry, there's not a snake in your boot. waiter, there's a Daedalus engine in my soup... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minmus Derp Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 I don't know what to say to make you not worry... Waiter, there's a massively oversized spreadsheet in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansonKerman Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 oh no, my snack calculations! WAITRESS MY POKÉBALLS ARE IN MY SOUP AND THERE’s A GROUDON INSIDE, HELP BEFORE IT BURNS IT ALL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirkidirk Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 (edited) Wait! Lemme get my phone! Waiter, there's a kerbal in my command pod sized soup, I guess. Spoiler *eh* Get out of there you *pull* *EH* stop sticking your tounge at me *onomatopoeias inside asterisks* *strange sounds* On 3/16/2020 at 8:40 PM, HansonKerman said: oh no, my snack calculations! WAITRESS MY POKÉBALLS ARE IN MY SOUP AND THERE’s A GROUDON INSIDE, HELP BEFORE IT BURNS IT ALL Yes this is placed stragelylery, SO? I don't even know Edited March 20, 2020 by Dirkidirk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansonKerman Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 oh, lemme just get my fuel tanks... waiter there’s no soup in my bowl! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoninFrog Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 (edited) On 3/20/2020 at 7:44 AM, HansonKerman said: waiter there’s no soup in my bowl! That's because the soup was imported from Dres. Waiter, what are you doing in my soup? Edited March 23, 2020 by RoninFrog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansonKerman Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 om nom, quite good! Waitress there’s a Koffing in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleperli Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 Take it! It's actually a little stress ball. Waiter! There's a whole pile of books in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansonKerman Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 well.. yeah. Didn’t you order alphabet soup? waiter there is death in my soupp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirkidirk Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 1 hour ago, HansonKerman said: souPP double pp when flipped is bb, which when 3-d printed can be wielded like little swords, which when placed in a calculator equals broken. broken, when applied to a frail human such as myself, equals dead, which when applied to the bacteria and microorganisms in your soup, equals death. thus, this is Exactly what you wanted waitertress, there is a bowl of purple mayonnaise in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoninFrog Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 That's no way to talk to your mother! Stop complaining, little Dirkidirk, and eat up all your nice, yummy soup. It will help you to grow bigger! There's a good boy. Waiter, my soup is just soup! Shouldn't there be something in it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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