BuranAce Posted July 16, 2021 Share Posted July 16, 2021 The soup needs to go do some errands and your coming with Waiter there is a Almaz 2 Soviet Spy Station in my Soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben J. Kerman Posted July 16, 2021 Share Posted July 16, 2021 Astronaouts in station: Oh no, the Americans have discovered our secret plan! (Say with Russian accent to get the full effect of this post)\ Waiter: Oh, I'll take care of that! (takes space station and throws it in dumpster) I'll get you some more soup, free of charge. Customer: Thanks, but it looks like there is a tower crane jib section in that customer's soup over there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maria Sirona Posted July 17, 2021 Share Posted July 17, 2021 Don't worry, she asked for a soup with a tower crane jib section and got a soup with a tower crane jib section. Waiter, there's time in my soup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 17, 2021 Share Posted July 17, 2021 (edited) Yes, it's a yesterday-fresh soup. Waiter! Please, green apples and ginger beer, we are going to watch the strange shells which have fallen yesterday from the sky. Also, they say, there are some strange tripods there. Edited July 17, 2021 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maria Sirona Posted July 17, 2021 Share Posted July 17, 2021 Just sneeze in your soup, that should fix it. Waiter! The Eagle has landed in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dientus Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 Don't worry, that eagle was just after the salmon in your soup. Waiter there's kibble in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 Eat. Or no street walk today. Waiter! What is this liquid in the plate, around the fly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuranAce Posted July 20, 2021 Share Posted July 20, 2021 Let me get rid of that swats soup here is your fly sir. Waiter! there is a Jeff Bezos in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maria Sirona Posted July 21, 2021 Share Posted July 21, 2021 Jeff who? Waiter, there's a wormhole in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormpilot Posted July 21, 2021 Share Posted July 21, 2021 (edited) yes it goes to soup planet. Waiter! Where is ma super soup? Edited July 21, 2021 by Stormpilot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 22, 2021 Share Posted July 22, 2021 In the soup ocean. It's the soup planet, did't you forget? Waiter! Is that a tsoupnami on the horizon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maria Sirona Posted July 22, 2021 Share Posted July 22, 2021 Yip it is. Better get off the planet before it goes over us. We run as fast as we can back to the wormhole. We go through the wormhole back to the restaurant, just in time before the tsoupnami would have taken us. Now that we are back... Waiter! There's a miniature pirate ship in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuranAce Posted July 22, 2021 Share Posted July 22, 2021 Its going to colonize North Soupmerica. Waiter! There's Texas in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerodynamic Kerbal Posted July 22, 2021 Share Posted July 22, 2021 (edited) You ordered a texas style soup, but we didn't have the stuff to make it, so we put the whole Texas inside! Waiter! There is rocket fuel in my soup! Edited July 22, 2021 by Som-Boi_lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 22, 2021 Share Posted July 22, 2021 Yes, our cook works on it. Two pints daily to launch, and one more to have an interplanetary trip. Waiter! Is this thread getting more and more souperior? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrdinaryKerman Posted July 22, 2021 Share Posted July 22, 2021 It's up to the mouth of the soupholder to decide. WAITER! I have a lit campfire and a butane gas canister in my soup! I swear it's not under the soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuranAce Posted July 22, 2021 Share Posted July 22, 2021 We ran out of hot sauce, enjoy! Waiter there is a Losharik Soviet Spy Submarine in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 22, 2021 Share Posted July 22, 2021 Waiter: Yes it goes with our Depth Charge Meatballs. "Those are some spicy meatballs" Customer:Waiter, there is a party going on in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maria Sirona Posted July 23, 2021 Share Posted July 23, 2021 Join in on the fun! Waiter! There's a couple of guys from Finland swimming in my soup and having this discussion: -Kokoo koko kokko. -Koko kokkoko? -Koko kokko. Spoiler Translation: -Assemble the entire bonfire. -The entire bonfire? -The entire bonfire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormpilot Posted July 23, 2021 Share Posted July 23, 2021 Yes there preparing to burn heavy Soviet trucks and artillery. Waiter! My soup is editable! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 23, 2021 Share Posted July 23, 2021 Waiter: Yes, that is so you can choose what type of soup you would like. Customer: Waiter, their is a media scum around the capsule that just parachuted into my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuranAce Posted July 23, 2021 Share Posted July 23, 2021 4 minutes ago, ColdJ said: Waiter: Yes, that is so you can choose what type of soup you would like. Customer: Waiter, their is a media scum around the capsule that just parachuted into my soup. Let me get rid of them before they start calling every advancement in aerospace narcissistic and complain how we should use the money to feed the poor, maybe if they had braincells they wouldn't be poor Aggressively squashes the media Sorry about that, here's a free soup with no extra cost! Waiter! There is the entire Kerbol system in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerodynamic Kerbal Posted July 23, 2021 Share Posted July 23, 2021 Well, it looks like our pet octopus put it inside. Its green and we decided to call it "Kraken". OH WAIT A MOMENT. IT IS THE REAL KRAKEN Waiter! There are Mars "blueberries" in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 24, 2021 Share Posted July 24, 2021 Waiter: Sorry, I think the meatballs may have turned. Customer: Waiter, there is a knarly 6 footer in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrdinaryKerman Posted July 24, 2021 Share Posted July 24, 2021 (edited) You ordered Arcturan Mega-Gnat Soup With Legs and Feet. It should be completely harmless. Waiter! I have a jeb plushie in my soup! Edited July 24, 2021 by OrdinaryKerman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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