Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[Tery215]

Granted. You ARE tng ("The Next Guy/Generation"). Star trek fans throw their angry soda cups at you and you blast out of the aether. Spock slaps you and you fly into the sun.

I wish for less mudkips.

[Vaporo]

Granted. The forums are deleted because there are so many of them, they are totally inseparable.

I wish that my car ran on nuclear fusion by extracting hydrogen from water (and therefore needs only water to run).

[Guest]

Granted! But It overheats... Destroying a Nuclear Power Plant.... Which explodes.... Destroying a Nuclear Missile... which explodes and destroys antimatter containment... Damn domino effect destroying half of the Planet...

I wish Justin Beiber wasn't a ahole.

[Tery215]

Granted. He is now Melkor released, and booms horrible music throughout the entire music. Also he has a bloody satanic triangular pyramid of tyranny.

I wish for superfart darts.

[Fox Arcana]

Granted, but you left out the "superfart" in the specifications section, and are left with regular darts.

I wish the next poster was MURDERED. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[cziken20]

Granted. I murder you.

I wish i could come up with better corruptions.

[Vaporo]

Granted. You are now a soulless corrupt sociopath who carries out the horrible and clever corruptions he develops.

I wish to have a portal gun.

[palioxis1248]

Granted. You can't switch to blue portals though.

I wish for giant space lasers.

[Fingal]

They arrive attached to a fleet of invading alien warships.

I wish for a cure for all the children in the world with AIDS.

[Tery215]

Granted. All the children in the world now have AIDS, also your fault.

I wish that the one cul de sac comic where pieces of dirt float around was actually true.

[Anister]

Granted. You now are a comic character, forever immobile.

I wish that EvE Online didn't have so much gatecampers.

[Tery215]

Granted. There are not 12 lakes of gatecamper so that giant battleships are the only things to survive.

There are now 300 gatecampers, rough equivalent of what it takes to destroy half a battleship. This is equal to 12 lakes, the same as before (The wishmaking fairy is too rough in equivalents.)

I wish for videogames to be pets.

[cziken20]

Granted. They are pets, but get pissed off and start biting everyone around.

I wish that i was a real human.

[Anister]

granted. No corruption needed as humanity sucks

I wish for THAT I WOULND BE SO HOT OUTSIDE!

[Lyze Of J]

Granted, now it is absolute zero, 0K.

I wish for a potato.

[Palladium Corp]

Granted, you get Mars's moon, Phobos.

I wish for a HEV suit.

[Guest]

Granted but you get headcrabbed.

I wish yo own a country.

[xXIndestructibleEVAXx]

granted, it is full of africanized honey bees

i wish obama was secretley a women

[Tery215]

Granted. He was a woman before the election of 0'12.

I wish I was a generic humanoid plant, except also carnivorous.

[Vaporo]

Granted, but it turns out that your plant only requires one ounce of meat every month to survive, is an (almost) vegan hippie, attends anti-war protests, and wears a peace symbol around its neck.

I'm pretty sure this is the exact opposite of what you wanted, correct?

I wish to have the ability to teleport, freeze time, and time travel, with a built in safety that prevents me from causing time paradoxes and teleporting into solid materials.

[Helix935]

granted, you don't know how to use these abilities and since no else does, it has become useless to you

i wish that humanity does not go the way that it did in the movie idiocracy

[Felsmak]

Granted. It wipes itself out.

I wish I had an additional spoon.

[cziken20]

Granted. The spoon is so big it kill you because it falled on you.

I wish i was not thirsty now.

[Guest]

Granted! But you are hungry instead.

I wish for a grill.

[Red Iron Crown]

Granted.

I wish for a pecan pie.