General Rarity Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 Granted, but you are only a brain, eyes, and ears.I wish that my drag chutes would stop failing on my Dart SSTO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seeker89 Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 Granted, but.... well they are the only things that stay on... I wish I could play KSP all day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 Granted. The entire electrical system is replaced by a couple of flimsy solar panels. They break whenever a raindrop touches them and are only sufficient to power KSP at 1/8th.I wish that writing would function as computers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timberwolfer Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Granted, but all the computers gain homicidal A.I.'s, so they have to be put down.I wish the Sims 4 was actually worth pre-ordering. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colserra3 Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Granted but you die before it's released.I wish I had a social life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gameover Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Granted but now you have no computerI wish every game was free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 granted you turn back into the animal of your choice, and are free from money.I wish i m unable to feel every being blood as my own tears. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Granted. You are now a human.I wish for a large block of space rations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
panzerknoef Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Granted, you are now 20 times as small as before and get the same amount,I wish for a new kind of space kraken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sun Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Granted. This one exists in real life. It destroys Voyager 1, and then the Earth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noname117 Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 I wish sun was smart enough to give me a wish to grant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer225 Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 Granted. But it returns your wish with solar flares, evaporating you.I wish whoever's in the next post doesn't wish something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colserra3 Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 Granted, but under Article 10 of the U.D.H.R. (Universal Declaration of Human Rights) I am allowed to say (or wish for) anything I want.I wish I had an Alienware laptop with K.S.P. on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 Granted. The only thing it can run is the simulation of the same rocket, over and over. It doesn't have enough dV to leave Kerbin. Nice framerate, though.I wish that my computer magically expanded to be compatible with 8 more gigabytes of RAM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 You get your extra 8 GB, but you now have to load your entire OS from 8" floppies.I wish for a gin and tonic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sun Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 No.I wish for this wish to not be corrupted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colserra3 Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 Too fooping bad!I wish lamp would love me back. *sob* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomas988 Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 No. Face the wrath of reality.I wish HOCgaming would release the next episode of Lifeless Planet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Arcana Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Granted, Kerbal Polar Expedition 2 is cancelled. More people now live without clean water.I wish i could solve my hunger issues Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Granted. You have everyone else's hunger issues.I wish for a lamp for a lawyer instead of Soldier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sun Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 ...I wish people would make more understandable wishes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Granted. The ones that can normally be never understood are now only understood by the Men of Rohan.I wish for a mobile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colserra3 Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 You get a mobile home instead of what you probably wished for.I wish... for something to wish for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinglet Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 You wish for something to wish for, which is to wish something to wish for. You are stuck in a infinite wish loop.I wish I could spawn fans at demand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floppster Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Granted, but because of homonyms, you get a 50-50 blend of artificial wind devices and groupies.I wish I knew why I can't give rep to posts within the forum games. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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