Xorth Tanovar Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 Granted. Your Mac is now a PC, all Apple OS'es are now dead. I would like a sandwich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teepee2345 Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 Granted, But you are killed by the Heavy for stealing his Sandvich. I wish for Curse to be better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 Granted, but it's still not as good as KerbalStuff. I wish for a high-end telescope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teepee2345 Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 Granted, the telescope is thinner than your eye and the endcap is quite high indeed. i wish for POWAH. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matuchkin Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 Granted, but you have so much POWAHR that you disintegrate. Yo dawg I want ta wish for doze sick move$ and be4tz to train my rad skillz in dancin'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starwaster Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 2 minutes ago, Matuchkin said: Granted, but you have so much POWAHR that you disintegrate. Yo dawg I want ta wish for doze sick move$ and be4tz to train my rad skillz in dancin'. Granted. Unfortunately, 'sick' manifests as illness and 'rad' is the radiation you absorbed to make you 'sick'. Your hair and teeth are falling out and you've got the runs like no other human before you has ever experienced. I wish to go to Mars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 Granted, you are teleported to Mars instantly but you have nothing to protect yourself so you die from depressurization, radiation poisoning, oxygen deprivation, and hypothermia in that order. I wish for 1 ton of rocks from Io to magically appear in my backyard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wissx Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 Granted but they are filled with weapons grade Plutonium. I want a swimming pool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delfinus Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 (edited) Granted, oh by the way I put my pet Tiger Shark in it, hopefully you don't mind... I wish to live on Kerbin with the Kerbals. Edited February 18, 2016 by DolphinDude3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 (edited) Granted. But you retain your relative size, so you are 10 times larger than the Kerbals. They lack the materials to house you, and the food is incompatible with your metabolism...many trips to the restroom are warranted, but with none large enough you end up going just offshore from the launch complex, poisoning their water source. KSC is shut down by the Kerbal gov't due to toxicity concerns. The Kerbals themselves no longer enjoy your company and send you off to the Southern Polar region. I would like a week's vacation in the tropics. Edited February 18, 2016 by Xorth Tanovar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceception Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 8 minutes ago, Xorth Tanovar said: Granted. But you retain your relative size, so you are 10 times larger than the Kerbals. They lack the materials to house you, and the food is incompatible with your metabolism...many trips to the restroom are warranted, but with none large enough you end up going just offshore from the launch complex, poisoning their water source. KSC is shut down by the Kerbal gov't due to toxicity concerns. The Kerbals themselves no longer enjoy your company and send you off to the Southern Polar region. I would like a week's vacation in the tropics. Granted, but you die of dehydration. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delfinus Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 (edited) Granted, but mid-way through the vacation your SCUBA gear fails while deep under the ocean after you decide to go diving in the ocean, and your panicking as you begin to drown attracts sharks.... I wish for a stock Delta-V reading. Edited February 19, 2016 by DolphinDude3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0111narwhalz Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 Granted, but it displays the /\V from the "surface" of Jool. I wish for medical nanopaste. (That's non-replicating nanobots, by the way.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZentroCatson Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 Granted, but turns out its chicken poo. I wish Candy Crush and all of its copies and replicas wouldn't exist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delfinus Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 Granted, but a replacement is made called Snack Crush! I wish Titan wasn't freezing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 It's not...the hydrocarbon seas are not solid, but liquid. Therefore it is not freezing. It's not Titan's fault you cannot exist at what it considers a temperate clime. I wish to build a base on Pluto. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delfinus Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 Granted, but the transfer is so long the crew runs out of supplies. I wish to send a Submarine to Europa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZentroCatson Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 Granted, the sub crashes into the ice and leaves a nice big crater. I wish I had a donkey that eats sandwiches Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delfinus Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 Granted, but the heavy kills him for eating his sandwich. I wish I could live in a Tropical resort on the nice, habitable moon of Laythe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 Granted, but turns out Laythe is actually really cold, and it's air is toxic so you have a hard time staying alive. I wish for an airplane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 Granted, but because it has no fuel it can't take off. I wish for a completed English paper for my class. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0111narwhalz Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 Granted, but it is made from the Lorem Ipsum text. I wish for Limit Theory to come out in March of this year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZentroCatson Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 Granted, but its full of bugs, bees and other bad stuff. I wish the heavy (whoever that is) would be arrested for killing my donkey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RocketSquid Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 He is arrested, however he has a very good lawyer, who successfully convinces the jury that he killed the donkey in self defense. I wish for a single, un-corrupted wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobodyhasthis2 Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 Granted. Nothing happens because you did not ask for anything. Except you can never wish for anything again because you got a single wish and just used it up. I wish to see a naked singlarity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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