Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[kerbiloid]

Granted. You press ">" button three times (presuming that you are inside the atmosphere), school hurries up and end.
A minute later it's evening. Once you get out of the classroom, the next morning comes and you have to return back to your seat.

I wish "<" key is still functional on your device.

[kerbinorbiter]

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i wish that wasnt so simple

[kerbiloid]

Granted. "<" gets crashed and every time reboots your device.

I wish for a smartphone like in Expanse.

 

[kerbinorbiter]

Sorry on a different device so <

granted only it's a universe away

i wish for a wish that wishes for a wish that wishes for a wish that wishes for a wish that wishes for a wish.

[kerbiloid]

Granted.

The wish continues its wishing wishing even when you wish it to stop wishing.

[Kermunmus]

Granted, the universe self-implodes on itself due to lack of a wish

I wish people would stop forgetting to leave a wish

[Delay]

Granted, but now you do.

I wish i could make an SSTO.

[Overfloater]

Granted! Your ship can launch from Minmus and orbit it in a single stage!

i wish for the Earth to have 1 more pole.

Edited June 5, 2017 by Overfloater

[Human Person]

Granted .... wait what? Earth now oscillates in a strange triangular pattern and life isn't possible anymore.

 

I wich I could manipulate the laws of physics,

Edited June 5, 2017 by Physics Student

[kerbiloid]

Granted. But now you can't pass your trials as nobody knows correct answers

I wish the third pole. of the Earth had a counterpart.

[Delay]

Granted, but it's only existant in 4D space.

I wish we could go faster than light.

[Kermunmus]

Granted, except it will break all molecular bonds, breaking things into single atoms (but the atoms still go faster than light)

I wish KSP would add the outer solar system (like gas giant 2 and all its cool moons)

Edited June 5, 2017 by LazySoUseHyperedit

[kerbiloid]

Granted. Now Kraken appears twice more often.

1 hour ago, Delay said:

I wish we could go faster than light.

Granted. Your forehead is dark-blue of bruises, and your arm is in a cast, because you can't see before step.

I wish for a Kraken-shaped planet, to keep him in one place..

Edited June 5, 2017 by kerbiloid

[Delay]

Granted, but it's on a collision course with Kerbin.

I honestly don't know what I could wish... I wish I could know!

[kerbiloid]

(Then you are ready to bring the Ring to the Mountain, Frodo)

[Gh0stReaper]

Granted! But your pet dog would die in the process

I wish for a job.

Edited June 6, 2017 by Gh0stReaper

[kerbiloid]

Granted. You get a job. Now wish for salary.

 

5 hours ago, Gh0stReaper said:

But your pet dog would die in the process

How rude. Samwise was not a dog, though he was good and faithful servant.

[kerbinorbiter]

@Kerbaloid, you have to make a wish...

i wish for this to be looked at.  

[The Moose In Your House]

Granted, but you will get a seizure in the process.

I wish to be chief elder of the community.

Edited June 6, 2017 by The Moose In Your House

[Overfloater]

Granted! Now you look like this:

I wish for The Moose In My House to have more than 1 eye.

Edited June 7, 2017 by Overfloater

[Delay]

Granted, but you lose both of yours.

I wish for more powerful PC.

[kerbinorbiter]

Granted, it doesn't hesitate to brake

i wish for it to work

Edited June 7, 2017 by kerbinorbiter

[kerbiloid]

Granted. You get a broken computer to work on it.

I wish the cookie in the cookie thread will find its home.

[kerbinorbiter]

who stole the cookie from the cookie jar then

i wish to be loved  

[NickRoss120]

granted, but your lover is Medusa

I wish for a better phone