Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[RoadRunnerAerospace]

Lol I edited my comment, realizing that I forgot to!

[Overfloater]

1 hour ago, RoadRunnerAerospace said:

I wish for..... Tomorrow to be no school (I have a suspicion that theres a test tomorrow!) 

Granted! U will have to go to work, and there's a big inspection tomorrow.

I wish for a potato chip.

[kerbiloid]

Granted. You buy a whole computer on potato chips. And with power unit made of a potato and a copper wire.

I wish to always know  a proper search text for google.

[Mrcarrot]

Granted. You will always know exactly how to make google.com appear first in the list on a google search. 

I wish for a completely safe sandwich.

[Tux1]

Granted. You sandwich has no bread, lettuce, tomato, cheese, ham, peanut butter, jam, chips, ketchup and anything else on it. Completely safe!

I wish for a raspberry pi 3 starter kit.

[Dark Junior]

You get a pie crust and some moudly raspberries

I wish they would stop nerfing every Paladins character I like.

[Confused Scientist]

Granted. However, I interpreted 'characters' to mean 'personalities'.

I wish for an escape pod from this planet.

[RoadRunnerAerospace]

Granted, you are on tatooine

I wish that I would actually remember to put a wish

[Mrcarrot]

Granted. You remember to wish for a tutu.

I wish for a Bottle of Gatorade.

[Dark Junior]

Granted. Alligators eat you.

I wish they would just release RWBY Volume 5 already.

[Mrcarrot]

Granted. It requires a subscription, which costs $1E+120. Per week.

I wish for a cheese sandwich.

Edited September 24, 2017 by Mrcarrot

[Confused Scientist]

Granted. One cheese whiz sandwich, coming right up!

 

I wish that Moon missions come back.

[Dark Junior]

Granted. They all come back at once, colliding with your house.

I wish that Mass Effect Andromeda was good.

[Guest]

On 9/19/2017 at 8:20 PM, Ultimate Steve said:

I wish for my RO KSP to run fast enough that I don't have to measure time in seconds per frame.

Granted, you notived the it says 60 says per frame and suddenly the game speeds up more than you intended.

On 9/24/2017 at 4:49 PM, Dark Junior said:

I wish that Mass Effect Andromeda was good.

Granted, now it is so good the devs decided to make it expensive.

I wish people would notice it's my birthday today.

[WinkAllKerb'']

granted , wich atom you pooed "liquided"<=lulZzzz inspired expired washed and etc, birthdays it is exactly
[i don't want to be annoiyn but you do realize that the dynamic sum/substraction of all of atoms inside your sub/consiouscness is sort of sparse ?]

i wish i couldn't have a talk with anyone about lifespan

Edited September 26, 2017 by WinkAllKerb''
excrement filter generator xDr lullzzzz age & ages ... ZzzzzzZzzzzZzzz gonna post in the bridge of death soon ... while it's been a few weeks i restrain from doing it

[Mrcarrot]

Granted. You can no longer speak.

I wish for a rhinoceros.

[kerbiloid]

Granted. You get nausea and become one.

I wish Kerbin had khorses to make a kavalry.

[Guest]

Granted, the year in kerbin is now somewhere in the 1800's, and there are no rocket parts. All your rockets and spacestations get deleted.

I wish for more wishes.

[Delay]

Granted. You get -1 more wishes.

[Guest]

Granted, it looks like you don't want a wish, so you kept quiet. Now you cannot make any wishes unless you are able to stand up to the mighty Murican Jeb

I wish I didn't have to reply almost everyday to this forum.

[Delay]

Yeah, I just forgot about that, my mistake...

[0111narwhalz]

Granted. Now you must reply actually every day.

I wish to have enough time in a day for work, play, and sleep.

[DarkOwl57]

Granted. You can't eat and starve to death.

I wish I could finish all my work

[Human Person]

Granted. Now you have to do my work.

 

I wich I always knew what to do.

[kerbiloid]

Granted. Now you are working in tech support.

 

BRAINS!!!