Exploro Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 (edited) 1 hour ago, Kerbal Productions said: Granted, you regret it a second later, block @SSTO Crasher and hide from the Sun for 3 months. I wish to do the laundry Granted. But the laundry being laundered is money, which attracts unwanted attention from the IRS. I wish for my wages to be paid in . Edited January 15, 2022 by Exploro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffx Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 Granted, but your wages will be cut in haft I wish i have a wish idea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 Granted. You get an wish idea, and it immediately has possessed you. 3 hours ago, Kerbal Productions said: I wish to do the laundry Granted. Spoiler 1 hour ago, Exploro said: I wish for my wages to be paid in . Granted. Now you get a square root value of your previous salary. I wish, that's enough to the minute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 Granted, it's enough. Too enough that some people wanted to get rid of you I wish for my notifications from people to have at least a profile picture, it's so weird seeing no profile pics in this Spoiler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venusian Explorer Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 6 minutes ago, Kerbal Productions said: I wish for my notifications from people to have at least a profile picture, it's so weird seeing no profile pics in this Granted.... do you... like goldy probes, right? I wish that, at least, i had a better wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 Granted, you get a better wish to use 19 weeks from now I wish to laugh without the funny gas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 Granted: A horse walks in to a bar. Bartender says, Why the long face? A human walks into a bar. says "ouch" and rubs their forehead. A piece of string contorts itself and musses up it's hair, then walks into a bar. The bartender says ain't you that string I threw out of here? String says "No I am a fraid knot." How do you know that an elephant has been in your fridge? Footprints in the butter. Why did the Duck cross the road? It was stapled to a Chicken. Guy carries a car door into a desert. When asked why he says: "So I can roll down the window if I get hot." I wish I knew funnier jokes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted January 16, 2022 Share Posted January 16, 2022 Granted: Mushroom walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender looks at the mushroom and says "We don't serve your kind in here". The mushrrom asks "Why not? I'm a fun guy." I wish I didn't know that joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exploro Posted January 16, 2022 Share Posted January 16, 2022 Granted. A lesion is made in your brain, eradicating the engram the stored that joke in your memory. But in having this done, you now no longer remember your ATM PIN code. I wish to avoid having my own brain undergo lesioning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 18, 2022 Share Posted January 18, 2022 Granted: It joins the Foreign Legion. I wish the world would stop long enough for me to get off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted January 18, 2022 Share Posted January 18, 2022 Granted, it, umm, annihilated you instead. I wish to get Bill out of the planet I stuck him yesterday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 18, 2022 Share Posted January 18, 2022 Granted: They send you a Bill for damaging the planet. I wish for no worries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted January 18, 2022 Share Posted January 18, 2022 Granted, your relative has no worries. I wish for you to continue flooding my notifications, it looks fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 18, 2022 Share Posted January 18, 2022 Granted: Eventually, but I have some model work to go do and I am a bit sleepy. I wish to get 8 hours sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted January 18, 2022 Share Posted January 18, 2022 Granted, you sleep at 3 am, and wake up at noon (or an hour to noon), therefore missing lots of things. I wish to get someone to follow me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Fluffy Posted January 18, 2022 Share Posted January 18, 2022 Granted, but i'm already doing that. I wish I didn't have to do online school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 18, 2022 Share Posted January 18, 2022 Granted. You do it onsquare. I wish for a Probodobodyne souvenir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venusian Explorer Posted January 18, 2022 Share Posted January 18, 2022 5 hours ago, Kerbal Productions said: I wish to get someone to follow me Granted. uhhhhh... well, i'm not sure if there's a way to corrupt... or was i corrupted since april? 1 hour ago, kerbiloid said: I wish for a Probodobodyne souvenir. Granted, it's an 0.325 Probe Core, no SAS, no Electric Charge Containers, no Reactions wheels, only a tiny microchip, make sure you're placing some of those items that the probe core doesn't have, or else the probe will be rendered unusable! I wish an comet to show up this night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Fluffy Posted January 18, 2022 Share Posted January 18, 2022 Granted. Its heading strait for you. I wish for fish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venusian Explorer Posted January 18, 2022 Share Posted January 18, 2022 (edited) Granted, the fish moved away when you get closer to him. Even when it's dead or inside a bucket or somewhere. i wish free bucket of chicken for me. Edited January 18, 2022 by BlackMesaSurvivor tyops, jsut as usula -Original phrase by Lisisa- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 18, 2022 Share Posted January 18, 2022 Granted: The chickens all jump out of the bucket and teach you what "Pecking order" means. I wish people took notice of the little things that can mean a lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicTech Posted January 18, 2022 Share Posted January 18, 2022 Noticed! Thanks for being a friend @ColdJ! I wish that I could find the time to finish and test my Waterfall Plumes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted January 18, 2022 Share Posted January 18, 2022 5 hours ago, Admiral Fluffy said: Granted. Its heading strait for you. Spoiler Granted, it was kinda a failure, wasting a good portion of your time. I wish for a modder to join the fun here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted January 19, 2022 Share Posted January 19, 2022 Granted. That's where the "Oops, Wrong Game" thread came from. I wish I had known about KSP in the early days so I could have created a mod. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted January 19, 2022 Share Posted January 19, 2022 Granted, you forgot 'bout that knowledge after. I wish to finish writing the whole three-word-story thread, it's tiring but fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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