kerbiloid Posted January 12, 2023 Share Posted January 12, 2023 Granted. The reactor is safe. House melts, but reactor stands. I wish there was not just Thorium, but also Lokium. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted January 13, 2023 Share Posted January 13, 2023 Granted. But the description says: "EXPOSE TO LIFE WILL CAUSE IMMINENT DEATH" I wish for Lead-209 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted January 13, 2023 Share Posted January 13, 2023 Granted but instead you get ED-209 in full arrest mode. i wish for a non wobbly 100km tall 3m wide rocket. 232801122023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted January 13, 2023 Share Posted January 13, 2023 Granted. But it can't liftoff and you must pay $114,514,000,000 for the fuel. I wish for radiation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 13, 2023 Share Posted January 13, 2023 Alternatively granted. Rad is obsolete, use Gray instead. 1 Gy = 100 rad, 1 rad = 1 centigray. You get centigrayiation. I wish the mail server is on again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted January 13, 2023 Share Posted January 13, 2023 (edited) Granted. The mail server is on the table. Again. Get that thing off the table! I wish for the borders of every country on Earth to be nullified, and that the people of Earth can live as one nation instead of...gosh, I'm not even sure how many there are now. Edited January 13, 2023 by Scarecrow71 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepres1s_Stuff Posted January 14, 2023 Share Posted January 14, 2023 (edited) Granted. Unfortunately, the other planets are now nations. I wish for healthy cookies Edited January 14, 2023 by thepres1s_Stuff wrong comment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted January 14, 2023 Share Posted January 14, 2023 Granted. But they taste like [REDACTED]. I wish for a dystopia government. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 14, 2023 Share Posted January 14, 2023 Granted. Nerds rule. As the mail server is actually on now, I wish to happily finish the JSON parsing today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted January 14, 2023 Share Posted January 14, 2023 Granted. But the server was fried by a nuclear test. I wish for Half-Life more than 2 less than 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Laythean Posted January 15, 2023 Share Posted January 15, 2023 Granted. You now have a copy of Half-Life 2.5. That's the one you wanted right? I wish I could accurately predict events one year in the future. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JcoolTheShipbuilder Posted January 15, 2023 Share Posted January 15, 2023 Granted. You can accurately predict events happening a K2-137b year into the future, which is about 4 hours and 18 minutes. I wish I could create a contact binary planet where you can drive from one side to another in KSP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted January 15, 2023 Share Posted January 15, 2023 Granted, but the kraken eats any vehicles that come within a Petameter of said location. I wish to be Jedediah Kerman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JcoolTheShipbuilder Posted January 15, 2023 Share Posted January 15, 2023 (edited) Granted. You are Jebediah kerman during a huge explosion! But now you are stranded in a low Jool orbit as a gamma ray burst sterilizes the Kerbol system I wish for a... single C H A I R Edited January 15, 2023 by JcoolTheShipbuilder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted January 15, 2023 Share Posted January 15, 2023 Granted. You got a CH-AIR "Jeb's big box of Plutonium and Deuterium" Deuterium-Boosted Atomic Bomb. Unfortunately, it's armed and will be detonated in 3 seconds. Adios, amigo. I wish for Palladium. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JcoolTheShipbuilder Posted January 15, 2023 Share Posted January 15, 2023 26 minutes ago, Abel Military Services said: Granted. You got a CH-AIR "Jeb's big box of Plutonium and Deuterium" Deuterium-Boosted Atomic Bomb. Unfortunately, it's armed and will be detonated in 3 seconds. Adios, amigo. I wish for Palladium. a 1km^3 block of Palladium is currently en route to your location from low earth orbit I wish for a... graphics mod! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 15, 2023 Share Posted January 15, 2023 Granted. The graphics moderator bans you for your profile picture. I wish for a better galaxy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JcoolTheShipbuilder Posted January 15, 2023 Share Posted January 15, 2023 9 minutes ago, kerbiloid said: Granted. The graphics moderator bans you for your profile picture. I wish for a better galaxy. You get the earliest version of the To Boldly Go galaxy, which has just stock planet clones and completely screwed up intensity fades completely vaporizing the whole thing before you realize what just happened I wish for a "Just After Kerbin" mod Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepres1s_Stuff Posted January 15, 2023 Share Posted January 15, 2023 Granted. Only Duna, Dres, Jool, and Eeloo exist, because it's a mod about planets that are farther away than Kerbin. I wish for the letter a. just the letter a. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 15, 2023 Share Posted January 15, 2023 Granted. You find a letter in the postbox. It's just 'a' there. Only 'a'. I wish there were three character cases instead of two. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted January 15, 2023 Share Posted January 15, 2023 Granted. But these cases can hold nothing. I wish for a skeleton in the cupboard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted January 15, 2023 Share Posted January 15, 2023 Granted. In fact, you get thousands of them. Tiny, little, cockroach skeletons in the cupboard where you keep all your perishables. I wish the Resident Evil movies had never been made. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JcoolTheShipbuilder Posted January 15, 2023 Share Posted January 15, 2023 39 minutes ago, Scarecrow71 said: Granted. In fact, you get thousands of them. Tiny, little, cockroach skeletons in the cupboard where you keep all your perishables. I wish the Resident Evil movies had never been made. Granted, but then only Resident Evil movies get made afterwards I wish for a.. ten decker plane Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nazalassa Posted January 15, 2023 Share Posted January 15, 2023 Granted, it's crashed on Collait, good luck to get it out of that huge atmospheric harvester :) I wish for a working b3d import/export add-on for Blender. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted January 15, 2023 Share Posted January 15, 2023 (edited) Granted but instead you get a king size bEd instead. i wish i could make the guy bidding against me on ebay vanish into the void. 120401152023 Edited January 15, 2023 by AlamoVampire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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