Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but it functions exactly like KSP's time warp. It doesn't seem to be as reliable as it's KSP counterpart though, because during testing of it you accidentally manage to get it stuck on 100000000000000x warp. Before you can fix it, you instantly die to to the accelerated timeframe, locking all of reality into this horrible series of events.

I wish that Sonic was even faster.

[M83]

Granted, but he moves so fast that you can't move out of his way, running you over and killing you.

I wish for more sleep.

[Panchopinata]

Granted, but you are going to sleep in a coma and your family shall die broke and penniless from paying to keep you alive before you wake.

I wish I was more creative with my ship designs.

[SuperWeegee4000]

Granted. They're all so complicated that when you stage you kill Jebediah.

I wish I knew when to use NERVAs.

[billybobsatan]

Granted. But the radiation kills all your kerbals so you have to restart.

I wish I could become a cat whenever I please.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but you are allergic to yourself and die of anaphylactic shock.

I wish for a invisibility potion.

[SuperWeegee4000]

Granted. It also dephases you so you fall through the planet and die.

I wish for a wish.

[Weegee]

Granted, but the wish has a horrible outcome.

I wish for LOTSA SPAHGETTI

[TheCanadianVendingMachine]

Granted. Mario then comes and kills you

I wish for a Pepsiâ„¢

[Bioman222]

Granted. I'll see you at the hospital getting your stomach pumped.

I wish that the next person began breathing and blink manually and lost the game.

[Trekkette]

Granted, but then so do you.

I wish for motivation to work on an important project!

[TheCanadianVendingMachine]

Heres some motivation Ok step 1: *ERROR! ERROR! YOU HAVE CONDUCTED A VIRUS! ERROR ERROR* and thats the meaning of life and the multi million dollar idea!

I wish for a portal gun!

[animalcross]

Granted, but you got to see GLaDOS and become an Aperture test subject.

I wish for ideas for a reusable space vehicle.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but your ideas are already patented by other people, and you are fined when you try to patent your "new" design for a reusable space vehicle.

I wish that it wasn't so humid in San Francisco. (Which happens to be the place where I am writing this and taking a vacation from )

[Bioman222]

Granted. San Fransisco is now a desert!

I wish for less wishes.

[redwolfy]

granted i wish for you and wish that you would turn into a cow

i wish that bioman222 would turn into a cow (see HA)

[Bioman222]

Granted, but I'm a mutated cow whose udders emit cream soda and whose hooves are implanted into your FACE!

I wish that summer was over so I could murder my enemies with my hooves.

[ninjakids]

Granted, summer is over, but its over becuase time was rewinded back to 1 second before summer started.

I wish that I could fly.

[billybobsatan]

Granted, but you can only fly in space without a spacesuit.

I wish for a chicken sandwich with sesame seeds on the bun.

[Sirrobert]

Granted. After eating the sandwich you get arrested and need to take a drugtest. Because of the seeds you test positive for cocain, and spend the next 5 years in jail.

I wish for a beer

[SuperWeegee4000]

Granted. It's a Long Island iced tea and you get so drunk you stumble into the road and get hit by a semi truck.

I wish for moar LEGO sets.

[Bioman222]

Granted. Their are so many you drown in them. drown.

I wish for science.

[Trekkette]

Granted. Then you explode.

I wish for cake that is true.

[SuperWeegee4000]

Granted. Portal is ruined. Valve goes bankrupt. And they were going to release HL3 in two weeks.

I wish for a block of cheddar cheese.

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[Trekkette]

Granted. But it's covered in mold

I wish for a thunderstorm tonight.