Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[Pugspaceprogram]

Granted but it breaks apart on x4 time warp

I wish i was ProgramPugSpace

Edit: I was ninja'd but It seems it did not backfire!

Edited August 7, 2013 by Pugspaceprogram
Ninja'd (kinda)

[IcarusBen]

Granted, but you are attacked by the BANHAMMER!

I wish that KSP's time warp was all physical.

[Pugspaceprogram]

Granted, but I don't have to tell you what happens next

I wish that I was invisible

[Fox Arcana]

Granted, but I don't have to tell you what happens next

I wish that I was invisible

Granted, but you are invisible only around the text around you.

I wish gravy tasted like buttered toast.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but it no longer comes in a can

I wish that everyone would listen to this epik song:

[Pugspaceprogram]

Simply not granted.

I wish that karma was good for once.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but you are now evil all of the time. Evil to evil orphans that is

Edited August 8, 2013 by (An Original Name)

[Fox Arcana]

Granted, but you are now evil all of the time. Evil to evil orphans that is

I wish that everyone besides pugspaceprogram would listen to this epik music: http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZBoiW460nU

Granted, but its played so loudly everyone's heads a splode.

I wish I could understand women.

[IcarusBen]

Granted, but you become a woman. Bonk!

I wish for an iPad with a keyboard that has tactile feedback.

[Fox Arcana]

Granted, but you become a woman. Bonk!

I wish for an iPad with a keyboard that has tactile feedback.

The Siri in your iPad is possessed and wants to kill you (

)

I wish for fabulous anime hair.

[Pugspaceprogram]

Granted, but it grows infinitely long and destroys the multiverse.

I wish for a ice cold coca cola right now.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but since it has been awhile since you wished for it, you still get bitterly disappointed.

I wish for a emergency self destruct button for my house. For reasons.

[Pugspaceprogram]

Granted, but it is never delivered

I wish for 666 pugs

[ThatNoob]

Grant but this just adds to the population of all the pugs in the world.

I wish for irony,sweet sweet irony!

[OrbitusII]

Granted, you get nothing.

I wish for a new phone.

[Pugspaceprogram]

Granted, but it is hidden, quite possibly on Laythe

I wish for a servant

[Fox Arcana]

Granted, but it is hidden, quite possibly on Laythe

I wish for a servant

The half-witted Ed-boy is your servant.

I wish for supreme badassery

[Captain Sierra]

Granted, but then Chuck Norris hears of this, challenges you, and kills you by roundhouse kick to the face!

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, you now have never made that wish.

I wish for the ultimate WeaPon.

[Pugspaceprogram]

Granted but it was severely downgraded. You can no longer fire it.

I wish for the apocalypse to begin

[astropapi1]

I wish for the apocalypse to begin

Granted, but you're the only one on Earth at the moment.

I wish to be a pug.

[Pugspaceprogram]

Granted but you are one of my minions

I wish I had more minions

[Mr. Pseudonym]

Granted, but they all rise up against you and go be minions for your worst enemy.

I wish for KSP

[exbyde]

Granted, but they all rise up against you and go be minions for your worst enemy.

I wish for KSP

Granted. You now own a copy of the old demo for KSP, which is unmoddable, and unsaveable.

I wish for a ferrari

[Steve-S]

Granted, You have a Ferrari but it's a Hot Wheels.

I wish my car would stop breaking.