Kinglet Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 Granted, the young generation is ruined and unable to take care of their children and run the world.I wish for a working, non-lethal Phaser Mk 2It has no power source included. The power source you need is not available in this age.I wish for a plane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plainawesome Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 It's a rigged plane that instantly exploded when you got in.I wish I had an ATI Readon HD 7990 Graphics card Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KC5SDY Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 Granted. Once it arrives, you find nothing supports it.I wish I could get over this cold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigyihsuan Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 Granted. You now have a 110 degree F fever.I wish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted January 5, 2014 Author Share Posted January 5, 2014 Granted, but you don't. You remain trapped in an eternal state of wanting to wish, but not being able to.I wish for plane tickets for a return trip to America. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjwt Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 Granted, but you don't. You remain trapped in an eternal state of wanting to wish, but not being able to.I wish for plane tickets for a return trip to America.Granted, as you get off the plain in America you are pulled aside for a 'random' check.You are seen to enter the security rooms, but not seen to leave. Hours go by, days, weeks, months and years.Finally late in the 21st century the oppressive American government is overthrown, but sadly it was too late for you having rotted away in a cell to nothing years ago.I wish my wish was not corrupted as much as Vexx's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holo Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 I wish my wish was not corrupted as much as Vexx'sGranted, it's corrupted more.I wish for it to rain baguettes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted January 5, 2014 Author Share Posted January 5, 2014 Granted. You are killed by a baguette made from stone as it drops from the sky.I wish sjwt would kill his dreams instead of mine. ._. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noname117 Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 Granted. He has a dream of you, so he kills you. Then he dreams of your loved ones...I wish that Eve 6's new songs are as good as their old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Arcana Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 Granted, They're as good as their grandfathers, decayed to ashes.I wish for MOAR PRESENTS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted January 9, 2014 Author Share Posted January 9, 2014 Granted. You are buried in an immense pile of presents, never to emerge again.I wish for air. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCanadianVendingMachine Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 Granted. NoI wish for nothing at all. Except for this wish, in which will cancel out this wish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted January 9, 2014 Author Share Posted January 9, 2014 Granted, you become Void.I wish^10. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rage097 Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 Granted. But I was looking at my screen upside-down so: V10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elon Musk Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 I wish Rage would have remembered to make a wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holo Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 I wish Rage would have remembered to make a wish.Granted, but the wish is for it to be corrupted by someone who isn't Elon Musk.I wish that Staplers were real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCanadianVendingMachine Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 Granted. NoI wish for potatos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rage097 Posted January 10, 2014 Share Posted January 10, 2014 Granted, they're posionous.I Wish for reaction images. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OdinYggd Posted January 10, 2014 Share Posted January 10, 2014 Granted. I've got tons of them. Problem is I can't really post them here because there are rules against that. I wish shasacat was more popular. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trekkette Posted January 10, 2014 Share Posted January 10, 2014 Granted, but now you have to deal with me whining about mod duties I wish thoughts would just pop out of my head and onto the computer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noname117 Posted January 10, 2014 Share Posted January 10, 2014 Granted. You now have to clean your squashed brain off of your computerI wish that someone who isn't connected to the internet corrupts this wish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted January 11, 2014 Author Share Posted January 11, 2014 Granted. The shadows in the darkness gather in order to corrupt your soul while you sleep.I wish for a pineapple. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCanadianVendingMachine Posted January 11, 2014 Share Posted January 11, 2014 Granted. It is, in, unmentionable placesI wish for a potato that won't kill me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjwb22101 Posted January 11, 2014 Share Posted January 11, 2014 Granted, but it's on the Moon. I wish for my computer to stop sounding like a hairdryer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noname117 Posted January 11, 2014 Share Posted January 11, 2014 Granted. How do you like the sound of a train engine?I wish I owned the tank in my signature. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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