[Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer back.]

Because you forgot to deploy an elite squadron of Kerbals to the undisclosed location in the secret facility.

 

Why does A?

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Banned for not having a dash in your username.

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Banned for watching the counters.

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Banned for banning a person with an equal like-to-post ratio.

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Vroom vroom all 'round town, yo!

 

TUBM has gotten lost inside SCP-3008 once.

[Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!]

Granted. Your wish has granted even more wishes, and those wishes will continue to grant ever more wishes, until the universe is full of wishes and crashes due to stack overflow.

 

I wish for an additional room in my house.

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Nope, sadly

 

TUBM has been curious about at least one part of KSP's lore sometime in the past.

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Banned for [DATA EXPUNGED].

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Banned for not not ...,,,///''';;;

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I enjoy the piano! Such a beautiful instrument.

 

TUBM is in orbit around a random planet.

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Granted. All of the polygons that make up the models are now jumbled together, resulting in a chaotic mess.

 

I wish I had some chicken with me at this moment.

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Granted. It came in all of the individual atoms.

 

I wish for more cheese.

[So what song is stuck in your head today?]

 

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Granted, you have obtained SCP-860.

 

I wish for a quantum supercomputer.

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Granted, but all of the pizzas are now contaminated with plutonium-238

 

I wish to complete sente

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Banned because I sometimes don't finish sente

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Granted. Squad somehow managed to patch themselves out of existence for some unknown reason.

 

I wish for a very long fuel tank.

[Create fake celestial bodies, fake parts, and fake part manufacturers in KSP!]

a[-sdktjhiwrkg[;jgnjir;psjeh;oiawszfnog;htl, a planet orbiting the star e0fiogr0p24iep;ld.fjgnp[ih0-iwjeo;lsgdjfok;ht.

Diameter: 2gr0bfehwinjl3qi;wrugnij0hp;wfi kilometers

Mass: 3gu-jq3ywrb-gjnhj0p3i5wy0apgrsfmb;ongjie;hrg kilograms

Number of Moons: aie0sjprljh53y[40 gdo;lthji34 wie9gm o;etjh0[p;wijesg

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Banned for not infiltrating the secret organization.

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Granted. The tank shuts down the second it fires from its cannon.

 

I wish for a new batch of trees in my yard.

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Indeed I do lol

 

TUBM so guys ki what kgf sifjns cgne vnsda >

[Kerbin Texture]

 

I shifted the texture a little bit to get this. Other than that, I'd say it looks neat!

(Apologies for being extremely late)

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Banned for initiating a fourfold ban.

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Planet 1: Carina, a Kerbin-sized world that's habitable and has 10 small dwarf moons. Orbits Star A, a K-type main sequence star, in a binary system with a brown dwarf.

Planet 2: AS-P2435, an artificial planet composed entirely of high-durability metals. Located at Kerbin's L1 Lagrange point.

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1 minute ago, probe137 said:

(I have very bad orbital maneuvering skills )

honestly same, i can't really pilot rockets or any spaceships at all

Also, no, i am BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

 

TUBM likes Among Us