TheJoolian

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When I saw the SimpleRockets 2 trailer for the Play Store and support for Android and iOS, I was thinking, "Well, this could probably be good for KSP. It could have support for Android and iOS as well." If you ever have the project of putting Kerbal Space Program for Android and iOS it should be like this: -Use recent version 1.7.3 Breaking Ground DLC -Have functionality with weak phones -Without microtransictions -To be free for playing And some things ... Probably thinking about it after this one. Just to make an impression on the community.

Year 21, Day 42, 04:53:28 Since Bob get infected and Bill almost turned into a weird zombie, he collected the sample for the Research & Development boys. They examined. It's a Class-K virus. Scientific name is Krakeliosis Threoliensis, or, The Kraken Virus. They have containmined the virus on a -70 degrees Celsius virus freezer. R&D Guy: - Well, our deadly speck will be secured here. This will not escape it. I think so. But, he was wrong, the virus can survive extreme temperatures and cold climate. Later, the virus moved away from the pot. It can even camo herself. Linus: - So what studies Bill had got on the sample. R&D Guy 2: - It seems that he can survive cold temperatures and hot climate. It's strange... R&D Guy 4: - Guys, Guys! This is an important news. The Kraken Virus is evoluting faster and he's starting to spread it. IT'S A GLOBAL THREAD! Linus: - Inform to the VAB and SPH guys! We're running out of time! Afrer that, it has spread to all Research and Development boys. Kerbin is on danger. Everyone started into panic. Jeb: Go! Go! Go! We need to be fast! *Infected kerbal attacks* *Jeb tackles* Val: - Are you ok Jeb? Jeb: - Huh? Yes, i meet Valentina for the first time. When i looked at her. I have blushed a bit. Jeb: - ...Yes. I'am fine. Bill: - Nice to see you are great Jeb! WHAT ON KERBIN IS THAT!! Jeb: - What? Oh my... After we runned to the near mountain chain, we have see an catastrophe. Cities are being infected and destroyed by a strange thing. Jeb: - Bill do you know what is this? Bill: - Impossible. He can't be awake. Jeb: - What do you mean? Bill: - The Kraken... Jeb: - So that means that Deep Space Kraken awaked and he goes for Kerbin this fast? Bill: - Yes, we are his pet... To Be Continued...

Year 21, Day 29, 05:22:12 The Artemis Space Agency contracted me, Jebediah J. Kerman, Bill F. Kerman and Bob H. Kerman. We are sended to Bop to see strange signals from the corpose of the Deep Space Kraken. Jeb: -Dragonfly reporting, target at 4km. We are arriving. KSC: -Ok, prepare the sample scanner. Bill: - The Leviathan rover will lead us to the corpose to examinate it. The Research & Development have found strange lifeform on it. We are heading to the discover what is it. Bob: - It's a scary mission, i think it has some kind of a disease on the corpose. Jeb: - Don't worry Bob, it's a inofensive bacteria. Jeb: - Target at 800m. Approaching at T- 05:42:22. Later, we arrived, Bob leaves the Leviathan rover to investigate it. But when he starts the research, he start to feel a bit glitchy and sick. Jeb: Bob, can you respond us? Bob? Bob: -...Hehehe...It's time...to...destroy the... Jeb: - What in Kerbal happened to Bob? Let's get out of here Bill! Bob(infected): - KERBALKIND!!!!! Bill: - I'am coming, Aaargh! Jeb: - What happened Bill? Bill: - I have been bitten by Bob i'am infected only for the next hours. I need an antidote. Jeb: - We're going to head Kerbin in minutes. Dragonfly, reporting, this is a serious situation. Bill has been bitten by Bob. KSC: - What? Bob dosen't bited someone. Jeb: - It's true, Bob has been infected by an virus. KSC: -What kind of virus? Jeb: -...The Kraken Virus... To be continued...

This is starting to confuse me. The textures of the old planets and some moons will be different or not. As i see on Vall it will have the old texture like this one. Vall on the screenshot of Kerbal Space Program 2 have the old texture, but with a green fade with Jool's atmosphere. jool will have a greenish-yellow combination with some dark green fades. (NOTE: THIS JOOL IS FROM KSP 1, PLEASE DO NOT MISTAKE IT. THANK YOU) Moho, Eve, Kerbin and Duna i don't know. I'am thinking how it will be.

Thanks.

So i'am planning to do a Minmus mission to launch 2 kerbals on it. I need some ideas for it. I hope will be sucesseful. (shhh. today is my bday) -TheJoolian

Very well maked Blender Kerbol System! . Anyway, did you maked Rusk from KSP 2?? Cool! Liked it.

Some days before, i launched a small probe to LKO. Had build a rocket. It was KerbinLowSAT. The rocket was Vulcano IV. Y1, D23, 03:43:29: Engine start and lift off. Y1, D23, 03:43:31: Reaching 80.0m/s and pitch down to 25 degrees. Y1, D23, 03:43:54: Separation of the boosters. Y1, D23, 03:43:58: Reaching 30km on atmosphere and Apoaphisis 71km. Y1, D23, 03:44:02: Cut off engines and separating stage 1. Y1, D23, 03:44:22: Burn Prograde () and acheive 71km orbit. Y1, D23, 03:44:36: Deploy fairing Y1, D23, 03:44:42: Burn Normal () and acheive LKO. Profit! Ok, this time i launched a small probe to acheive LKO. I couldn't take screenshots cause i'am playing in a another computer. THAT'S IT!

Hello, i'am TheJoolian. Since i started on August 15 with my first post "About my Mun mission" on Mission Reports, i started to be just a super-KSP fan. I like this game. I always like to build replicas and awesome rockets (or planes,SSTO or a VTOL). Yeah i'am being just a normal KSP-fan in the forums . Joolian Rocket Builder.

ksksksk as countryballs ficaram otimas, mas poderia ter um mapa politico em Kerbin

After billion years, the Kerbol system is formed with only Jool and Eeloo. The other rocky planets near Kerbol is just a incinerating hell. Kerbin was starting his history. He was just a 7800km celestial body of lava and hot rocks. Here, dosen't exist the Mun, dosen't exist Minmus. It was just a lava land. A heavy bombardeament occoured in 6,7 billion years ago, with over 100m asteroids hitting the planet, the threat had come... A Duna-sized Kerbol proto-planet is gonna fast to Kerbin. The gravity starts to the chaos. It's now the moment, we will see a suprise... After the collision, a massive shockwave carried violently the fragments to a 356743km orbit. The gravity starts to do his work and creates a 3500km natural satelite, what is the Mun. The Mun is a bit closer to Kerbin. The days here is only 75 seconds. The planet was cooling down and the Mun was moved back to 11400km orbit. 4,7 billion years ago, volcanoes started to erupt out of the seas of Kerbin. They made volcanic islands and a medium-size continent. It was called Jerithia. 3,3 billion years ago, a 60000m magic-mint comet comes to Kerbin, but Kerbin's SOI pulls him and makes a inclinated orbit, what is now Minmus. 3,1 billion years ago, a heavy massive bombardeament occours in the Mun and some huges made the craters more bigger, which is now the biomes of the Mun. Some fragments did not harmed Kerbin. Million years later, giant continents emerged from the depth of the sea. They have the same format of the actual Kerbin, but don't have the Crater Rim. Life starts to evolute into Kerbosaurs. The days is now 3 hours. Kerbosaurs started to rule out Kerbin, But this kingdom will end. 2,7 billion years ago, a class-D asteroid is coming to Kerbin, in the right direction of the Crater Rim center. The impact made a shockwave that wiped out Kerbosaurs and burned out plants. 1,1 billion years ago, Kerbin is starting his cool down. A small green speck lifeform starts to appear in the burned grass. Millions, millions of years later, Kerbin starts to back to normal. The green speck evoluted to a 0.73cm lifeform, which is now Kerbals. And we are on Year 1. Here, is our actual Kerbin. Kerbals started to build spaceships to other planets and moons. Later, in a near-Future, Kerbals will be a civilization-type 1, which will now colonizate planets, interstellar travel and deep space exploration. This is the end of our history. This fan made theory was inspired on the Earth's origin theory, what Kerbin is more older than Earth. (Not actual information)

Nice work Jett! Can you make a Nuclear Engine-powered VTOL SSTO to Eeloo?? Thanks.

I launched a stock 1.5 Saturn V replica to the Mun

Press F for the lonely rover

As i see the annoucement, i see the Mk1-3 Command Pod old texture. And i was thinking about it. "Would it the old textures will be back for the default parts?". If i am certainly confused of the old textures of some default parts. Strange... Confusement....

Thanks for the help. But i need to turn off SAS when i start to launch the vessel?

So what is it anyway

For god's sake i'am angry with SAS. Everytime i build a rocket it always get out of control. Can this have a solution?

As you maybe know, sometimes a asteroid hit Kerbin, but don't take effect. So, if SQUAD would make realistic asteroid collisions KSP would be hard to beat it (or not). Could you can play the game with this? I don't think so. For me is way hard. Laythe. A kerbal beautiness.

This day, i launched the rocket that carried the JoolianExplorer, a probe that will explore Jool and his moons. I don't have the screenshots to show cause i'am playing in a another computer. Forget this, let's get started. The rocket was ready to launch, but a new foe has appeared. Who? THE SAS!!!!! aww man.. Again the SAS came with his incredible "crazy" out of control attack. I tried but at least i recovered control. Now entering LKO and prepare to half-burn. Half-burn complete, now manuever to solar orbit and injection burn to Jool. Years later, periapsis at 459K (idk), burning capture orbit. Acheived LJO (Low Jool Orbit). Window transfer encounter to Laythe. Burning to Laythe, capture orbit and done... And some juicy science. That's all i have got from today. I was planning to launch a probe to Jool today to explore even the moons. I orbited Laythe cause i was needing to put some waypoints to my vessels land on a good place that isn't a giant sea. Laythe. A Kerbal beautiness.

KSP 3 would be a Kerbol System War. With more explosions and interstellar attacks in Kerbin that would wipe even the Kraken

should be a good idea man

ok

KSP 2 has announced and i want more things to add in the game. Should be civilization-type 2 rocket engineering, the actual parts from the rockets of today like for Falcon Heavy and 9 parts. And the scrapped planets Gas planet 2 and 3. Nah, Gas planet 2 is Ovin. Now i am waiting if SQUAD will add the Gas planet 3 as Liedna. A gas giant that's a double-size of Jool and has 5 major moons and 3 minor moons. The 5 major moons are - Casedir, Honada, Yolka, Nevert and Sertilla. The minor moons are - Upion, Pletiga and Hyalger. Plz SQUAD, if you work for Gas planet 3, i would be satisfated.