Rage097

Granted. The House Part Protocol is actually a code word for "Accidentally"-ing the Internet. I wish i would stop forgeting things

Jeb is and isn't real/alive simultaniously. He does and does not exist at the same time. The Universe cannot display such things without breaking reality so it simply keeps bringing him back.

Granted. JEB is in the ISS. Chaos ensues I wish for the weekend

It was worth it. By putting a man on the moon we not only inspired millions, but also gained slightly more scientific data and cleared the way for future missions. In politics, it makes us awesome: "We put a man on the moon. What did you do?". The point is that there is more to life than this pitiful rock we find ourselves on. We have SO much to explore and learn out there. And Apollo paved the way.

Guys...Jeb is the Chuck Norris of Kerbin. Jeb doesn't die, he just teleports for the heck of it.

Granted. it's a man-eating lion. I wish i knew how to space.

Granted. You now have no way of attaining knowledge and fail to achieve anything of value to society. I wish for light sabers

Here's some: "We need to go deeper" - Reach the bottom of a mohole. "Buzzing the tower" - Come within 100m of the flight control tower off the coast of the KSC. "Sick air" - On a rover or ground vehicle, acheive an orbit by driving up a hill/ramp/ect.

Granted. You YOLO so hard that you can no longer YOLO anymore and stop living. Because YOLO. I wish for the elimination of lag.

True. I'm sure that there will be some point at which a Kerbal can and will fall out of the seat, however. Back On-topic: If a Kerbal is plummeting torwards the ground you can deploy your EVA pack just before you hit and somehow survive the fall.

...You win.

I now have two Jebs. One in orbit around the sun and one back on Kerbin. If they glance at each other the Universe will explode.

Oh my god I remember this. I...I think I actually shed a tear over this trailer. It's just amazing.

Every time i've killed/stranded Jeb, be it accidentally or intentionally, he has consistantly returned. For example: He went out in a blaze of glory after a failed landing on the moon. next thing i know he's testing my new lander. In responce to this necromancy i launch him into a orbit around the sun with no fuel. At some point he will crash on Moho. Anyone else have this kind of thing?

Granted. it's a single coin worth 1,000 U.S. dollars, however no country will recognize it's value. I wish for Invisibility

Granted. as it grows it begins to intercept the orbits of nearby planets and moons, which collide with Kerbin eventually and wipe out all life. I wish for Hyperspace.

I had been landing rovers on Duna and Eve and decided to take a step back and put someone on the Mun. first attempt left me stranded with no fuel. My second attempt worked excedingly well, until i was on my way back to Kerbin. Somehow I time warped a little too much and collided with the planet. That's not all: The lander also collided with a orbiting satilite on the way. Now i have to deal with that much more debris.