DovaJeb

http://ihasabucket.com This is art.

American Sniper and the Mad Max reboot.

False. Or true. You'll never know. The user below me loves Dr. Pepper.

"Let's see. We'll put the McDonalds there, the Starbucks over there..."

51,890,665,455.476479408x5.51=285,917,566,659.67540154 I genuinely have no idea.

Granted. It corrupts your computer. I wish for some Chex Mix.

Granted. You accidentally tell it to kill your loved ones. I wish for a TARDIS

Granted, however, since you are using the cheap, terrible Albuquerque drive in lieu of the Alcubierre drive, the ship explodes from faulty engineering. I wish for bow ties. All of the bow ties.

I happen to be fire retardant. I turn the next poster into a potato.

Granted. The infinite boosters fly wild and kill your grandmother, and if she's already dead, kill her again. I wish for a space program.

Granted, but you accidentally kill a mafia leaders family with it, and the mafia comes and rips your spine out. I wish for a solid-gold jet pack.

Granted, in the hour you skipped, you won a trillion dollars, but since you didn't pick up the phone, it was given to someone else. I wish for a miniature Saturn V replica.

Granted, he now makes you wrestle bears. I wish for Ceres to be mine.

Granted. They all wish for your painful death. I wish for actual gaming skills.