Small Change to Initial Loading Screen

[Paradigm Storm]

We've all seen the splash screen as the game loads into the opening menu. The screen cycles through several funny messages.

One of which is 'Adding K to Every Word'

I've always felt it would be much funnier, and appropriate to the tongue-in-cheek style of the game, that the phrase should read:

"Adding K to Kevery Kword"

Also if 'Kerbiculating Splines' popped up I'd be ridiculously happy.

[Hobbes Novakoff]

Shouldn't it be "Kadding K to Kevery Kword?"

[RainDreamer]

You can't add K to every word before it is stated to be adding K to every word. Chicken and eggs.

[BudgetHedgehog]

if 'Kerbiculating Splines' popped up I'd be ridiculously happy.

'Reticulating splines' is a reference to The Sims.

[Whirligig Girl]

How about Reticulating Orbit Splines.

[Norpo]

Maybe the community should just make a giant list, so you almost never find the same one twice? (Minecraft has over 150 splash messages as far as I can remember)

"Writing warning labels",

"Adding negative graviolis",

"Shrinking planets",

"Space Kraken annihilated",

"Placing Mun Rocks",

"Inventing Parachutes"

[Thomas988]

Why not just make the entire loading screen modable?

I know some Minecraft mods and resource packs entirely change the loading screen to fit the style of that mod. Now think of that in KSP. Just installed KSPI? Maybe a new loading screen could popup with some cool fan art or something.

This would include custom tips of course, but I think the possibilities are far greater than that.

[Guest]

Maybe the community should just make a giant list, so you almost never find the same one twice? (Minecraft has over 150 splash messages as far as I can remember)

"Writing warning labels",

"Adding negative graviolis",

"Shrinking planets",

"Space Kraken annihilated",

"Placing Mun Rocks",

"Inventing Parachutes"

"Greening Jool"

"Burying a rover on Duna"

"Igniting the Sun"

"Stealing Gilly´s gravity"

"Punching the Kraken"

And from 1.0:

"Making Athmosphere out of soup"

"Distributing resources"

[Tw1]

"Eating snacks"

"Remembering/defying/policing laws of physics"

"Looking on the side of the road"

[PatPL]

"Sending rescue mission"

"Breaking terrain on poles"

"Moving wheels to another node"

"Pumping oxygen to Laythe"

"Removing air from Moho"

"Throwing rocks at Kerbin"

"Loading KrakenDrive.exe"

"Trying to dodge Ike"

"Aerobraking at Jool"

then:

"Unexpected landing at Jool"

"Repairing Launchpad"

"Looking for "Volunteers""

"Reverting another flight"

[klgraham1013]

Can't quite hold on to ladder

Colliding into launch pad at 70,000 meters

Sabotaging decouplers

Kappa

[Tex_NL]

Maybe the community should just make a giant list, so you almost never find the same one twice? (Minecraft has over 150 splash messages as far as I can remember)

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We did exactly this almost two years ago: http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/threads/33496