Geeky KSP Jokes

[plainawesome]

The rules are simple, you must make a joke that is a) Geeky and Has to do with KSP in some possible way (Like referencing to a planet). It can be any kind of joke as well (yo mamma, knock-knock, why did the chicken, etc.). Each joke must be funny and geeky, only one joke per post. This is my entry:

Yo mamma is so fat, she contains more gas than Jool!

Edited January 4, 2014 by plainawesome

[The Jedi Master]

Yo momma so fat, her farts have more Delta V than it takes to get to Eeloo!

[Duxwing]

*Knock Knock*

MOAR!

Moar who?

MOAR BOOSTERS!

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*Knock Knock*

Who's there?

Back.

Back who?

Back off before I BACC you!

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Q: What's the difference between a Kerbal and a baby?

A: I can drop a Kerbal on its head

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Q: What's green and white and red all over?

A: Kerbal-claus!

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Q: Why did the Kerbal cross the road?

A: Because his SAS was turned off

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Q: What's Jebediah's favorite vegetable?

A: Asparagus

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Q: Where does KSC get electricity?

A: The rolling-over of buried rocket scientists

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Jebediah once said to a Ker-girl whom he liked, "Hey, babe, wanna see my rocket?"

The Ker-girl replied, "Ooh, yes! Is it big and long?"

Jeb smiled, "The biggest and the longest!"

The Ker-girl grinned, "Is it hard and strong?"

Jeb beamed, "The hardest and the strongest! And now I'll show it to you!!"

The Ker-girl sighed with delight!

Jeb opened the doors to KSC, and there stood Whackjob, leaning on his latest creation: the Ker-girl leapt for joy.

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The Kerbal Chorus rang, "On the wind, on the wind, on the wings of the wind, is our vast shining fleet screaming in!"

And Verner's tenor squeaked, "Hey! At tventy-four sousand meters, no vahn can heah you scream!"

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-Duxwing

[plainawesome]

One Joke Per Post, but since I forgot to put it in the rules, I'll let you slide.