Survive That Attack!

[Souper]

You instead hit my clone.

The next poster morphed into a deer, and gets hunted by bears.

[Pockrtplanesairways]

Artemis casted the spell but missed me and hit the next poster.

Then she sics her hunting dogs on him.

[Souper]

I do not exist.

I then get created and attempts to shoot the next poster with a rocket propelled chainsaw.

[InterCity]

I Shoot it with my alien plasma gun.

I toss the plasma gun onto the next user at speed of light.

[B11267]

I use my Neo-style matrix dodge, and dodge it.

I then proceed to suck the blood of the next poster.

[Souper]

You choke on the blood. It's not blood, it's molten sulfur. (Venusian, mofo's!)

The next poster is teleported to my homeplanet /\

[Palladium Corp]

My teleporter-in-a-backpack automatically detects the unauthorised teleport and instantly teleports me back to a safer location.

I hit the next user repeatedly with a red herring.

[Souper]

I eat it in 0.25 seconds.

I then have the next poster spend eternity in v.0.01. (Note: You can only go left or right, and the editor runs in the flight scene. As well as the terrain glitching out once you reach high altitudes. Oh, and did i mention Kerbin is flat?)

[Guest]

Nope.

The next poster will be stranded on Duna and known as the "Dunartian"

[Souper]

I do not heed your attack, as Fyre Flare is breaking the rules. You can't simply say NO, you have to dodge it in a creative way.

I then transform the next poster into a jelly thing. (IHNMAIMS bad ending, look it up)

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[B11267]

I become a ditto instead. So I become EVERYTHING!

I then morph into the next poster and steal their EVERYTHING! After eating them. (nom nom nom)

[Souper]

Ok. You morph into a jelly thing.

The next user is a victim to

's killstreak rampage.

[WinkAllKerb'']

You can't jail I a jelly.

And so on, i put the next poster along the green line.

[Souper]

I go back in time and make the next poster victim to

's killstreak rampage.

[cantab]

My slow internet connection causes youtube to buffer, giving me time to get away.

I then come after the next person with a Cat5-o'-nine-tails.

[Souper]

I shoot you with a desert eagle before you can get within whipping range.

I then do the same to next poster.

[WinkAllKerb'']

Shooting a jelly is worthless

I invite the next poster to step at event horizon if he dare.

[Guest]

OK I'm in! Plot twist: It's a wormhole.

I invite the next poster to be my ally!

[IcarusBen]

Alliance rejected.

I throw the next person out of the Time Vortex and into the Void.

[cantab]

A void cannot hold folks such as I.

I shoot who posts post this post.

[IcarusBen]

I deflect it after posting post that post.

I erase the universe from existence with the eraser on the end of a no.2 pencil.

[cantab]

I'm written in pen. Which I stab the next person with.

[WinkAllKerb'']

You missed, your target has lot of safe spots spot on the tops of the post that we're already spoting you.

I give a weapon in your hand and i m watching what you're going to do with it.

[BagelRabbit]

I take the weapon. I hold the weapon for a long time. It's pretty clear that you haven't armed it, and that it won't detonate.

I take the weapon home. You follow me, because you're watching the weapon in my hand and wondering why it isn't detonating. Then I call 911 and report a robbery, saying that the robber is still inside of my house. The cops come in with their guns drawn, remove the suspicious weapon and throw you into jail, where you remain until your next KSP forum post.

The bomb is taken and remotely detonated, but unfortunately the next person is still right next to the bomb when it prematurely explodes.

[Souper]

I teleport 5 miles away.

I then use a Ulapool Caber on the next poster, who is unfortunately a sniper with low health.