Kerbin Presidential Primary Election

[K.A.S.A.]

This is the Kerbin Presidential Primary Election! Please, vote wisely for the president of Kerbin!

CANDIDATE BIOS:

JEBIDIAH KERMAN - WANTS TO BETTER FUNDING FOR THE KERBAL SPACE PROGRAM AND HAVE MORE LAUNCHES!!!!

BILL KERMAN - WANTS TO LOWER PART PRICES AND HAVE BIGGER SPACESHIPS!!!!

BOB KERMAN - WANTS TO HAVE BETTER TASTING FOOD ON LONG MISSIONS!!!!

ADCAS KERMAN - JUST RUNNING FOR THE HECK OF IT!!!!

THANKS FOR VOTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dryer_lint]

I vote Adcas Kerman. You should make this a poll.

[K.A.S.A.]

I thought that I did, is it not showing up?

[BagelRabbit]

The poll is showing up for me...

Ah, I wish that presidential candidates adressed their platform issues in all caps, with many exclamation points. I also wish that every single one of their platform issues was about space. "BARACK OBAMA: WANTS TO REDIRECT AN ASTEROID INTO LOW EARTH ORBIT!!!!" or something like that.

That being said, I almost want Bill to be president. Jeb's campaigning on a solid platform, but he's a bit too BadS for the presidency. Bob's a wimp, and Adgas doesn't have a solid platform, though I like his campaign strategy.

I'm looking forwards to the eventual vote. Who will win this epic presidential race?

[Flymetothemun]

Bob For President!