The Space Kraze: A KSP Tale

[Engineer of Stuff]

Awesome!

[SpaceCannon46]

S.C.: We'll need another test pilot while Jeb is out.

Tomzor: But who?

S.C.: I saw Korey with a smart looking Kerbal once, we could hire him if we knew who he was.

Tomzor:Good thinking.

S.C.: We will go spy on him tomorrow.

Tomzor: Umm... spy, sir?

S.C.: Did I say spy? I meant..um... fly! Yes, fly, as in fly to meet him. Like the saying "he flew across the field."

Tomzor:.... Yeah, I guess that makes sense.

10 minutes later...

S.C.: Korey! Come here please.

Korey: What is it, sir?

S.C.: Who was that Kerbal you got dropped off here by this morning?

Korey: That was my henc- I mean friend Bob. Bob Kerman.

S.C.: Ok, can you get him on the phone? We'd like to hire him.

Korey: Really? That would be great! Of course I can.

S.C.: Good, come into my office.

*Korey dials Bob's number*

*Bob picks up*

Bob (phone): Bob Kerman's residence, Bob speaking.

Korey (phone): Hey, Bob.

Bob (phone): Korey? Is that you?

Korey (phone): Yep, it's me.

Bob (phone): How goes the plan?

Korey (phone): Um...Bob I-

Bob (phone): Did you sabotage Jeb's stuff yet?

Korey (phone): Bob, shut it, *mumbles* my boss is in the room.

Bob (phone): Ohh...

Korey (phone): Do you want a job as a test pilot here in replacement of Jeb?

Bob (phone): Sure I do! *mumbles* So I'm assuming the answer is yes?

Korey (phone): *mumbles* Yes. *normal* Ok, then. I'll put you on with my boss, then, ok?

Bob (phone): Sure thing.

*Korey hands phone to S.C.*

S.C. (phone): Hello?

Bob (phone): Yes?

S.C. (phone) Be here by 8 in the morning tomorrow.

Bob (phone) I can't do that, I have to got to the Church of Ike then. (http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/threads/38602-The-Hitchhiker-s-Guide-to-Kerbals-A-Primer-on-the-Species)

S.C. (phone): 9?

Bob (phone): That I can do.

S.C. (phone): Ok, see you here then, bye.

Bob (phone): Bye.

Tomorrow @ 9...

*Bob walks in*

Bob: Ok, boss-man, sign me up to fly!

To be continued...

[SpaceCannon46]

Guys, I'm abandoning this story. As it pains me to say it, i am. Ijust don't have the time to do this anymore, with increasing homework on weekends, and no free time on weekdays, I can't do this anymore. I'm sorry. Space Kraze is officially discontinued.