ERB Fan Battle Idea Thread (not a fan thread, but a rap battle suggestion thread)

[Sun]

Recently, I've been thinking about making some rap battles. Here's my proposed lyrics for Neil Armstrong vs. Jeb Kerman:

Neil: Yo I was the first of my kind

Way before your time

First man on the moon,

Whatcha got ya big baffoon?

Your a little green man,

You fly in a can

Yo yo yo Scott,

He's yo yo man!

Did I forget to say

My names Neil A

Beating the Ruskies,

For the USA!

The freezing Cold War

Caused this space age,

My names Neil A man

What's your name?

Jeb: need more boosters man?

More on your Saturn v.

I was born after you stopped being alive

Dude your planet orbits past Eeloo,

Isn't that cold?

Oh wait you can't answer,

But I'm three years old!

I've got a squad of ten parents

Ur moms name was Clarence.

I don't care, not enough to look up!

So why don't you get back in your lander, and tape your whole mouth shut!

Neil: dude I've been to space, ur a bunch of ones and zeros.

I've been higher than the highest superheroes!

I'm American, I'm from ohio

Ya know!

So why don't you go back to your planet, but I wouldn't call you a hero.

[Doge]

This is just awesome! Nice job!