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59,90 pounds/69,99 Euro/69,99 Dollars, Its a AAA game overall you know

You should pass along most of that money to EA. And let them boss you into releasing the game way too early and charging for originally planned content, resulting in a crashed franchise.

Then you can move on to be an independent developer, taking money for Early Access sales without ever updating the game. Every two months you should post an apology to the Steam store page for not updating, but leave the game up for sale along with empty promises.

After that you should be aggressive toward the PC-market and copy other ideas to make underdeveloped bargain-bin-fodder console games until you retire. Remember to blame any unsuccessful venture on PC-based piracy while completely ignoring the higher piracy on consoles.

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