Dark Junior

Banned for making me look at the beautiful duck!

For me, my ship always becomes top-heavy in the atmosphere with all of the foldout solar panels and science modules. The ship does a flip and I NEVER activate the parachute in time. Also, when I accidentally downloaded 1.0 for the first time wrong, the physics caused any ship at more than 10% throttle to tear it apart. It turns out I had 0.25, 0.90, and 1.0 together, causing all of the physics to ruin the game. I fixed it.

From kurtjmac. TUBM is from another galaxy.

I don't think I do. TUBM is a star wars nerd.

No. TUBM likes chicken liver. And sid meier.

Granted, but it's really stale. I wish for MORE BACON! AGAIN!

Granted, but I short circuit before I can grant that wish. I wish that I had a bagel right now.

Uhhhhh.... Sampa.

BOOM, EXPLOSIVE SHOTGUN ROUNDS! I fire thaleron radiation at the next poster. (Star trek nemesis)

I don't even. The user below me is both a trekkie and a star wars fan.

Granted, but your father eats them. (Get the reference?) I wish Edd Gould never died. (He died in real life)

Granted, but you become 100X more drunk 3 seconds later. I wish for kurtjmac to get to the farlands faster.

Granted, but since they belong to you, Everything else is erased from existence. I wish for world peace, an end of poverty, ebola's extinction, and smart politicians. If you corrupt this, you are a terrible person.

Granted, it goes out for some exercise. I wish I was capable of owning the best computer ever.

Granted, but I thought you said roasted, so I mashed my potatoes instead. I wish I was the Banana king.

Granted, you have to moderate EVERYTHING yourself. And if you fail, you die. I wish for pgiahshjugoadp;gnfioql7naikfgqoerwybolwknlwoubyg'au[nj

Granted. Your options are microscopic or 10 feet tall. Nothing in between. I wish that people were smarter.

Granted, but ONLY underwater. I wish for a new dragonball series.

Granted, but when they join the space program, they ACCIDENTALLY crash everything and everyone dies. I wish for red vs blue season 13 to be on netflix

Granted, you crash into it at interplanetary speeds. I wish for a friend.

Granted, but it never stops, and you die after you run out of oxygen. I wish to be on Good Mythical morning.

Granted, but you get ,,, I wish for endless bacon rain for all eternity complete with steak, pizza, chili, and MORE BACON!

I like dogs.

I LOVE SPACE ENGINEERS! TUBM is a trekkie AND a star wars fan

(How do I change mine?)