ax1212

the government collapses and they give everyone 500$ and with that 500$ I fund my operation to take the hill my hill

I turn GLaDOS into a potato and eat it then I claim the hill #Myhill

Banned for going outside, the sun burns!!!

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I use 75.8D duct tape to survive the next poster gets hit with my 92.2D rock

I claim the hill and smash the computer into tiny bits My hill, and no more computer

banned for not being a chair

My belly absorbers the blast and the shock wave hits the next poster

I claim the hill and ban designer225 my hill

I flush you down the secret toilet I installed and claim the hill My hill

>ax1212 recovery program initiated >ax1212 recovered >starting poo removal program >error there is to much poo >starting EMP for no reason whatsoever >all systems in a ∞ radios shut down >all systems in a ∞ radios are starting self destruct sequence > all systems destroyed >setting up interdenominational firewall >setting up time traveling firewall >HA no more computer nonsense.jpg >starting self destruct sequence and executing whoever came up with this idea >whoever came up with this idea executed >self destruct sequence 80% >self destruct sequence 90% BOOM my poo filled crater

>downloading notavirus.virus >error computer crashing >executing mikeman7918 >mikeman7918 dead >error giant poo is falling from the sky >executing emergency giant poo is falling from the sky protocol >emergency draining of bank the accounts of everyone but ax1212 >eating a sandwich... >getting back to work >arguing with coworker... >getting fired >finding a new job >job found, hill owner >claiming hill >eating another sandwich >executing spambot.exe >ax1212 banned >ax1212 unbanned >ax1212 making sandwich >poo falling progress 60% my hill, with poo about to hit it...

I claim the hill and covered it in suspicious looking bark "chocolate" my "chocolate" covered hill

i get you to invest in a lone shark that i made and make you go broke so i reposes the hill and make some secret modifications... my secretly modified hill

Luckily I was wearing a w axis proof vest and so I use my secret flying bathroom to return to the hill and take over the research lab with my trusty Gatling gun pants and while in sen lab I create a toxin so poisonous it makes the earth itself fart sending the hill into deep space. My deep space hill

I steal your nuke and time proof bunker and install a rocket on it and fly to the hill and land on you. My hill with a nuke and time proof bunker on it.

I send mikeman7918 to a dimension of teletubbies never to be seen from again. #Myhill

I kill the time traveler, creating a paradox sending the next poster to a dimension of teletubbies

Designer225 catches pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis and dies, and I eat the gravity trapped hill My hill

banned for being red

I send the hill to a dimension of teletubbies My hill

I eat the hill My hill